dental implant

A torture device involving 4 screws and a rock. The man is screwed to the rock with the screws, and then bit repeatedly.

King John VII was overthrown and killed via a dental implant.

by Musty Musk Man November 22, 2022

Noob Denial

When someone thinks they're good/the best at a game when they are really just a noob. They will continue to argue with you, trying to explain how they are better without any proof. When you end up beating them/doing better than them they will still continue to make excuses as to how they are better.

Nikko: I don't understand how you're beating me, I'm better than you at this game!
Mikey: It's all good you're in noob denial
Nikko: Nope you just got lucky lets play again

by rekless91 August 14, 2010

beaster denial

After purchasing a bag of marijuana you thought was chronic, turns out to be in fact the dreaded beasters, the customer is in a state of utter disbelief and shock and refuses to accept the harsh beaster truth, even though his friend instantly smelled the beasters upon initial inspection.

Friend 1:"Hey man, you want to check out the weed I have right now, it is some heady shit."
Friend 2: (upon inspection) "Oh snap you got robbed, those are the beastiest beasters i ever laid my bleedin eyes on you beastcase. And they smell like hay."
Friend 1:"No way dude, I paid twenty a G for these buds!"
Friend 2:"Wow, looks like you are experiencing a classic case of beaster denial."

by Person.0001 April 26, 2011

age denial

avoiding the recognition of how old you are

Age Denial can be accomplished by not looking in mirrors and/or not wearing glasses

by yuba gurl July 13, 2012

Dennia

Baddest bitch alive, all the girls rage in jealousy by the sight of this beautiful creature. No man can resist falling in love at the sight of her beauty and brains

The party started once Dennia got there.

by joanna sanches October 15, 2013

asshole dentata

An asshole that has sharp teeth in it that will bite off cocks.

Fuck dude I tried to fuck Beth in the butt last night and her asshole dentata bit my dick off

by Jacobithador June 15, 2008

dental boner

Sexual arousal brought about by close proximity of tempting and seductive body parts of dentists and hygienists of opposite sex, combined with their intent focus on your face. This sometimes involves beautiful eyes, face, and low-cut scrubs showing some breasts or chest area as the dentist or hygienist leans over you and stares at you with focus.

I had a dental boner for all of forty five minutes it took the new Eastern European dental hygienist to clean my teeth.

by Sombrerio August 16, 2011