by OliveJuiceyoutoo April 6, 2010
Get the Dayumm mug.A word which was invented in the 21st Century by a man named Jaymish Patel. Dayme, pronounced 'Day-me" is usually a word which has no real meaning but a word which is regarded very highly in society.
A word which has been perfected and used over the past 6 years can usually take an abbreviated form of "day". It is commonly used as a greeting.
A word which has been perfected and used over the past 6 years can usually take an abbreviated form of "day". It is commonly used as a greeting.
P-dog "Do the old man day jaymish"
Jaymish "ok ok, Dayme, dayyyyyyyy, dayyyyy"
P-dog "Day?"
Jaymish "Whats gwarning, d-d-d-d-d-dayyyy...me.dayme."
Jaymish "ok ok, Dayme, dayyyyyyyy, dayyyyy"
P-dog "Day?"
Jaymish "Whats gwarning, d-d-d-d-d-dayyyy...me.dayme."
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by kimbuhlehy December 21, 2008
Get the dasumoe mug.Dayud (derived from the English word "dad") dayud refers to the biggest man in the house who, without fail, has to nurt and will occasionally call on the aid of son. Especially on Christmas. The saying goes "mah dayud was sayud, so I playud in heeyus beyud with heeyus heayud until he filled me full"
When it's time for slumber, preferably in the dead of night, son will shout "NIGHTNIGHTDAYUD" at the top of his lungs without cracking his voice. It is rumored that the son is slightly severely mentally handicapped but not medically proven.
Dayud is obsessed with holidays, but mostly Christmas. "What's your favorite Christmas?" Dayud is also a humongous virgin, so when questioned about how he has a son, he imeadiately vomits uncontrollably, gives you a big ol' kiss, and disappears into thin air ☻
When it's time for slumber, preferably in the dead of night, son will shout "NIGHTNIGHTDAYUD" at the top of his lungs without cracking his voice. It is rumored that the son is slightly severely mentally handicapped but not medically proven.
Dayud is obsessed with holidays, but mostly Christmas. "What's your favorite Christmas?" Dayud is also a humongous virgin, so when questioned about how he has a son, he imeadiately vomits uncontrollably, gives you a big ol' kiss, and disappears into thin air ☻
Son:
Dayud.... Dayud!
Dad:
Yes son, what is it?
Son:
... I saw santa and hid under the tree! So I had a cookie, I got hot, then guess what! Santa saw the crumbs on my crotch and told me I had been very naughty! He showed me his tip, so I showed him my tip! Then guess what dayud!
Dad:
WHAT THE FUCK!?
Son:
Santa came close to me and whispered into me paegnus "Merry fucking Christmas"
Dayud.... Dayud!
Dad:
Yes son, what is it?
Son:
... I saw santa and hid under the tree! So I had a cookie, I got hot, then guess what! Santa saw the crumbs on my crotch and told me I had been very naughty! He showed me his tip, so I showed him my tip! Then guess what dayud!
Dad:
WHAT THE FUCK!?
Son:
Santa came close to me and whispered into me paegnus "Merry fucking Christmas"
by N1GHT2H4DE November 6, 2017
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by Jade555555555 May 10, 2018
Get the daymarion mug.He is an amazing person, very funny and passionate, will make you laugh all the time and he’ll try his best to make you happy, he has an enormous heart and when In a relationship he’ll do all on his power to maintain a healthy, fun, lovely, goofy, respectful relationship, if you ever have the chance to met a Daymond you should never let go of him.
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