midges dangler

Very very close to being spec size

That will do it's only a midges dangler away

by Rbmechanicals January 9, 2025

NiggerBallSweat Crigger Balldrag Rock Hill NiggaBitch Louisiana Crab Dangler

Somebody who is very full of shit and is a complete total beta

Man 1: “Hey man, who’s that person over there?”
Man 2: “Oh, him? That’s just a NiggerBallSweat Crigger Balldrag Rock Hill NiggaBitch Louisiana Crab Dangler.”

by Bigboylover87 May 5, 2024

Dangler Wrangler

A person who loves to grab penis

Hey what happened toyou last night?
Oh I ran into a dangler wrangler. I barely slept

by Jfredrick November 13, 2016

Dangler

Tampon string.

**Only when the tampon is in active use.

Honey is that a dangler in between those legs?!

I can't find my dangler!

Careful where you put those hands, you might catch my dangler.

by M+K July 22, 2021

Dick Dangler

A female who has ridden a dick so long and girthy that she hangs from the tip and can’t touch the floor.

That bitch is a professional dick dangler.

How high does Nikkie have to climb to dick dangle? She’s a real dick dangler.

by Pants Pisser October 17, 2022

Dirty-Dangler

• A males unwashed genitals

• Dirty genitals of a male

• Unclean low hanging genitalia of a male

Ted - Hey Jerry! Have you seen Martin ?

Jerry - Yep. I was at Martins this morning. Seen him through the window wrestling his pants, trying to get them on.

Ted - probably getting caught up on his ol, low hanging, dirty Johnson...

Jerry - oh? You mean his Dirty-Dangler?

Ted - Exactly. His Dirty-Dangler

by CheizKake May 13, 2022

joogle the cross eyed dangler

A guy who is:
a. Smart like google
b. Good at judo
c. Too young for his own good
d. Annoying as hell
e. Cross eyed from staring at screens

J: Hello Joogle the cross eyed dangler
N: Whyyyyyy

by aa1345 June 26, 2023