DVD curse

Renting a movie and then seeing that same movie on television when you get home.

I rented a great movie but encountered the dvd curse when I got home.

by Kevin Jenkins July 11, 2007

Rollo Curse

Ancient evil curse, Germanic in origin, that ensures ensuing generations of a family's men are endowed with an extremely small penis, aka, a nub.

Girlfriend: "What are we supposed to do with that?"

The Cursed:  "I got the Rollo Curse from my father, by the way, I thought size doesn't matter.  Bitch."

by Storpy August 23, 2011

Curved Swords

It is a catchphrase associated with town guards from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. It becomes popular (meme) in a such way similar to the other known "Took an arrow in the knee", "Stop right there criminal scum!" and the "FUS RO DAH" meme. From the game, you can hear the dialogue when you interact with the NPC guards:

"You see those redguards from Hammerfell? They’ve got curved swords. Curved. Swords"

Hearing it over and over again, especially the last part where the NPCs emphasize the Curve Swords, makes it sounds funny yet somehow annoying to most players, until someone decided to troll over the internet using this sentence. Therefore being popular and well-known to the fellow internet users.

They used to take an arrow in the knee, but now they've got curved swords. Curved. Swords.

by Serizawa February 27, 2012

Curved trees

When someone obviously FaceTunes or photoshops a photo and makes a background look bent in some sort of way

Person 1: she is using soooo much facetune

Person 2: we LOVE curved trees

by Kskyep April 11, 2019

surf curse

a cool indie rock band

person 1: who r u listening to
person 2: im listening to surf curse

by datuman September 26, 2021

Hiker's Curse

Hiker's Curse is a condition of burning in the butt region usually caused from inadequate wiping after a bowel movement.

I've got a bad case of Hiker's Curse.

by Click Spring December 14, 2017

winner's curse

phenomenon in auctions where the person who wins usually pays more than the auctioned item is worth

Yea I went to an auction yesterday and they had this painting that I knew I could resell for $200 but some douchebag bid $1000 for it. Ridiculous. Whatever, dude just got a mean case of winner's curse.

by his majesty the king April 28, 2008