Cumtainer

a receptacle, living or not, for holding, protecting, or transporting sperm.

1. "Hey, Bob, allow me to introduce you to my cumtainer. We just got married last week."

2. "Will you please hand me the cumtainer out of the freezer?"

by Pratchov November 23, 2025

Cumtard

a fucking retard that smells like cum

shut the fuck up you fat cumtard

by nigger sex 4000 December 21, 2025

Cuntageddon

Cuntageddon is a famous series written by Schlong2long on Youtube. It is based off of real, catastrophic events, and includes Lampoonani in Paris, the chaos of Cuntcon, and the Battle of Cuntchella. These simple films have become a staple of JENNATION, and continue to be one of the highest effort fan-made series out there.

Cuntageddon was the best series EVER!

by pooplicker3000 March 9, 2026

Cuntagious

When you are such a big cunt that it's contagious.

Your cunt energy is infectious.

She's so cunty, she cuntagious.

Keep your cuntagious energy over there.

She's serving cuntagious energy.

Bitch is giving cuntagious fierceness.

by Linhhair April 8, 2026

crusty cumrag

What you get after beating your meat in 2020 for the 1234567th time. What did the meat do to you?

Fuck. My crusty cumrag needs a wash...with my CUM!!!!

by ham s-wich February 19, 2021

Cackling Cumbag

A person that is being very annoying, angry, wont shut the fuck up, or has a very cunty behavior. Mainly used to make the fucker erupt in anger or rage. Can inflict more damage if the person is pregnant, has many children, or is a Karen. Can Change Cumbag With Cuntbag for more damage.

Karen: How DARE you give that tone to me! My husband is top of his class at the coast guard! You will treat me with RESPECT!

Me: oh fuck off you cackling cumbag of a whore, go back to walmart.

by BillCosby420 February 23, 2021

Holy Cuntage

It’s a term to describe an exclamation, much similar to WTF but rather showing disdain or remorse.

Holy Cuntage, I was so close to closing out the deal!

by Sugdeez October 30, 2023