the act of crushing (putting all your weight on) a woman's vagina during sexual intercourse (usually applicable to an obese male)
"So, Sheila...How was it last night?"
"It was so horrible, he was a total Muffin Crusher!!"
"Damn Girl! How's your Muffin' feel right now?"
"Totally Muffin Crushed"
"It was so horrible, he was a total Muffin Crusher!!"
"Damn Girl! How's your Muffin' feel right now?"
"Totally Muffin Crushed"
by Poppadomman December 15, 2013
Get the muffin crushermug. by Alan15 December 10, 2018
Get the Cummins crushermug. A plus sized woman that's taken a job in a construction, oilfield, or industrial setting. Whose job is primarily a safety watch, fire watch, or hole watch. Typically doesn't move from her position much, thus utilizing a 5 gallon bucket to sit on.
by 52crush October 28, 2023
Get the Bucket crushermug. A Pacific Islander with big feet, large shoe size over 13. Genetically inclined to be very athletic in sports and stomping.
by 718livingin808 September 29, 2021
Get the Coconut Crushersmug. A sex position, originating in Goodsoil, Saskatchewan. It is where the girl gets spun around on the dick and the man goes absolutely barbaric and mutilates her and tears her apart
by poopyballsackundies December 3, 2023
Get the Goodsoil Combine Crushermug. by thigh enthusiast November 17, 2023
Get the skull crushersmug. He is usually chill but once he has a few drinks he will hit the club and become a real tortilla crusher.
by Pjlockitup February 17, 2022
Get the Tortilla crushermug.