Goodsoil Combine Crusher

A sex position, originating in Goodsoil, Saskatchewan. It is where the girl gets spun around on the dick and the man goes absolutely barbaric and mutilates her and tears her apart

man i wanna give that girl the goodsoil combine crusher

by poopyballsackundies December 3, 2023

closet candy crusher

One who secretly smokes methamphetamine out of hookers buttholes using a special ass bong device. It is like a normal bong except that the bottom is open, allowing the water chamber to be the rectum of said hooker.

Bro: "Yo man I heard Randy is a closet candy crusher. Dude smokes ice out of skank booty."

Bro2: "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have let him borrow my assbong. Oh well YOLO!"

Bro: "Nasty mang, you probably got mouth herpes now."

by the mysterious j September 7, 2013

Milf crusher

A guy who bangs moms

Wow, yes I do know that guy! He banged my mom. He's a freaking milf crusher

by Queenjuno June 7, 2017

Dream Crusher

Someone who stamps on your ambition, shuts you down and demoralises you. Does not let you dream.

Robyn reasonably thought she has found her forever home, however Tom sat her down and explained why it would never happen. He destroyed her soul, he is a dream crusher.

by SquareTruth August 16, 2024

quad crusher

A really powerful and annoying car in FORTNITE

Bro get on the quad crusher

by UEHdhdhdh1527494 November 6, 2018

Quintin quad crusher

Coined by Quintin’s around the world; it’s when Quintin grows his pubic hair out for 1 year, then sprinkles his dandruff and hopefully his pubic lice onto his long ass pubes then crushes his partner with his quads while the lice and dandruff uses the pubes as a ladder onto the persons face

Dude Quintin totally gave me a Quintin quad crusher in the back of Nordstrom rack!

by Appsych November 7, 2025

full on crusher

Something that is simply the bombass shit.

I was out late last night talking to this prostitute and she gave me a full on crusher.

by RRRR July 23, 2007