crookfoot

this word is for anyone who is pigoen toed or has one absolutly gay foot that does something strange

Hey jimmy look at that goofy crookfoot

by zimbo October 6, 2005

crooked I

Irving,Texas ( In Dallas)

I'm represent that Crooked I

by Cherry October 2, 2004

cooze

Wet, slimy pussy, or the cum that comes out of it. Also spelled coose.

See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter,crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni

Clean-up, aisle three! Grab a mop for the cooze.

by T. J. October 30, 2003

crooked

Newfoundland slang

A state of being ornery, fussy, or disagreeable. Can be a temporary condition, or a character trait.

Often coupled with the modifier "right", as in "right crooked", for emphasis.

note: the pronunciation favors an equal emphasis of the -crook and the -ed. Dissimilar to "booked".

"Crooked Mr. Flattery never gives out Halloween candies"

"Jane gets right crooked whenever Bill's around"

by gricha March 31, 2009

croazn

A person who is half croatian and half asian (anytype)for example Half croatian half filipino

Person 1: yeh im croazn
Person 2: awesome mix

by Rach 'n' JoJo June 11, 2007

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

croomed

To be fired as head coach after losing to a inferior team.

"Mike Shula was croomed after losing to Mississippi State."

by tr23 December 1, 2006