Crooked I

1. Tight ass Long Beach, CA rapper.

2. A bottle of Malt Liquor.

1. "Absolutely, cats bring their gats to shoot me
I even watch all them rats actin goofy
Disguised as groupies, that's a doozy
What's that bulge under your shirt?
That's an uzi... excuse me"

2. "You got tha crooked i nigga?"

by I love doodle in my french toast April 1, 2007

Motor Crook

v. To motorboat a female while showering with her.

By the time Ben left the shower his face was bruised from all of the motor crooking.

by The Studebakers September 4, 2011

crooked

the joyful feeling you get when drinking alcohol smoking weed and taking cocaine at a party

man, I am really crooked right now and i love it, let's go dancing

by gooooglakis January 7, 2010

Czooks

A way of pronouncing xoox (kiss, hug, hug, kiss) as a word

I Have To Go For Now. Czooks, See You Soon :)

by sparkstersfury February 15, 2009

coochie crook

1) One who gets many girls without effort.(noun)
2) the act of getting girls with little effort. (verb)

The Northwestern basketball players coochie crook cheerleaders.

by BSmoov April 14, 2009

Crooked hooker

the hooker who is so ugly she has to pay u to sleep with her.

Joe was excited to get $300 after sleeping with the crooked hooker.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

cooksource

To plagiarize without shame from an internet author, as Cooks Source online magazine did from Monica Gaudio. Cooks Source‘s October 2010 issue contained a copy of Gaudio's article "A Tale of Two Tarts," re-edited and named "As American As Apple Pie-Isn't."

The editor of Cooks Source, Judith Griggs, refused the Gaudio's request for an apology on Facebook, a printed apology in the magazine and $130 donation (which turns out to be about $0.10 per word of the original article) to be given to the Columbia School of Journalism.

You totally cooksourced that movie description from IMDB. We can't use it- they'd sue us!

by Valgirl November 6, 2010