cristiano ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo is a football player who has been to Manchester United, Real Madrid, Juventus, and then in 2022, ronaldo had back to Manchester united but didn't been treated well. Ronaldo is mad and he went to Al Nassr which is in Saudi Arabia. He was still no.7, we very respect Cristiano Ronaldo, he is the real god

Cristiano Ronaldo? We are going to say... ' siuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu'

by CR7_thegoat7 September 25, 2023

Geapana Cristian

2nd best Krunker player in Paulesti

Has giant penis
He is searched by the CIA for many things including:

manslaughter, terorism, selling nuclear warheads and killing protestors

-Geapana Cristian killed my familly because he lost minecraft hunger games
-Lol same

by gchris June 8, 2020

Pulling a Cristina

The inevitable and recurring pattern of a female guest falling into a deep, sleep induced coma on the couch of her male host. Much to the males frustration and chagrin, this can occur unexpectedly in a number of situations. The guest could for instance choose to pull a Cristina in the middle of a kiss or more traditionally in the midst of a girly sitcom marathon.

Guy 1: Hey how did things go with that girl last night?
Guy 2: I just don't get it man.. Things seemed to be going great then out of nowhere she started pulling a Cristina

by Handocalrizian May 28, 2015

cristhian

the most amazing, smartest person from a crappy town in texas.
always says the best things, at the right time.

i love cristhian, he is magnificent.

by sbucs60 October 23, 2008

Cristiano Ronaldo

one of the best soccer players in the world

i want to be the second cristiano ronaldo.

by manutdrox January 17, 2009

Cristian

Someone who is strong and athletic. Someone who loves animal, dogs more than others. A handsome boy who at times can be annoying but you know that no matter how much he annoys you, you will always love him.

A: Have you seen Cristian today?
B: Yeah he looked really good.
A: He looks good everyday.

by Babycakes666 January 1, 2018

Cristan

are some of the greatest people you will ever meet in your entire life. Josiahs tend to make everyone around them laugh and is well known for being the greatest of all time. While josiahs Cristan’s are usually acting a fool they are surprisingly intelligent. Josiahs are the type of person you want to know due to their good looks intelligence and just being an all around awesome dude.

Cristan is such an amazing guy.

by Coghfbb January 21, 2022