Columbus Creamer

The act of shitting atop a second-party’s head in a manner similar to a soft-serve ice cream dispenser.

This act is related to the well-known “Cleveland steamer.”

Stacy, in an attempt to comfort Benny after going bald, gave him a quick Columbus creamer to cover his chrome-dome in the bedroom.

by starmandx January 12, 2025

Coffee creamer

When a female takes an explosive diahria shit into a coffee mug and then the male ejaculates into it and then drinks it, giving it the look of a cup of coffee with creamer in it

Me and my girl got bored so we did a coffee creamer

by King Quandalias Dinkleberry ll October 09, 2023

Coffee Creamer

When a person looks like or seems like they'll enjoy a coffee enema, then having someone ejaculate into their anus, mixing them up.

You know Micheal? He's quite the coffee creamer.

by QTEila May 19, 2021

Bitch creamer

A bitch creamer is a female that hops around the friend group she really gets around and not in a good way. There whores.

“Do you see Gracie over there she’s a bitch creamer just your typical slut”

by Shadow girly July 18, 2021

Bitch creamer

A whore named Gracie

Gracie is a bitch creamer she’s such a whore

by Shadow girly July 17, 2021

Apple Creamer

This is a person who has/is/or will fuck an apple. This person may do it for fun or for a dare but it don't matter.

"I'm an Apple Creamer"

"You're fucking weird

by The Bog Zombie June 14, 2023

Jeans creamer

When a person is so attractive the very site of them makes you ejaculate instantly.

I just saw a celebrity in person. They were hotter in person than on TV , a total jeans creamer!

by Chadwick74 September 05, 2017