Krystal creamer

When a male ejaculates on a Krystal slider and then proceeds to pack it in a women’s anus with his penis.

The hooker wouldn’t let me give her the Krystal creamer but when she was dead she didn’t say no.

by anonymous December 6, 2024

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Congo Creamer

When you murder the last remaining northern white rhinoceros in existence, cut off its horn, strap it to your body, and violate the nearest starving African in their mud hut.

Hey Martha! I just got back from my trip to Africa. We got wasted one night and pulled a Congo Creamer.

by BerryMckockiner December 15, 2024

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Albanian Espresso Creamer

When an Albanian man ejaculates in a Jew’s coffee cup, while occasionally missing the cup resulting in semen in the Jews mouth. The ejaculation adds a sweet creamy taste to the espresso.

Fuck man, this dude just gave me the best Albanian Espresso Creamer.

by Motorboater300 December 27, 2024

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Columbus Creamer

The act of shitting atop a second-party’s head in a manner similar to a soft-serve ice cream dispenser.

This act is related to the well-known “Cleveland steamer.”

Stacy, in an attempt to comfort Benny after going bald, gave him a quick Columbus creamer to cover his chrome-dome in the bedroom.

by starmandx January 11, 2025

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A woman who produces an excessive amount of natural vaginal lubrication that it turns into white cream looking fluid during sex. When the woman is penetrated, air enters the lubrication making the fluid resemble a milky creamy substance.

Man 1: Bro you won’t believe it but Sareena from last night was a creamer!

Man 2: No way.

Man 1: I swear! While I was fucking her she was creaming all over my dick, it was so hot.

by Nater101 January 12, 2025

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