Beef-Creamer

The act of giving a lady the beef and a robust cream pie.

A man who distributes large loads

I can't wait to give my wife the beef-creamer later

by Rickey Spanish April 5, 2017

Bitch creamer

A whore named Gracie

Gracie is a bitch creamer she’s such a whore

by Shadow girly July 17, 2021

Brady Creamer

6.

I got a brady creamer after me

by Brady Coomer April 25, 2024

Ira Creamer

A true alpha wolf who hates them liberals. If you're ever in the mood for some vertical scissoring hit them up, it's not gay if youre pookies

Jay: Oh my gyatt! who is that?
Junior: Must be Ira Creamer

by alphamangyattmaster January 26, 2024

stinky creamer

The accidental pour/spill of half and half creamer, coffee mate, milk or any dairy product in a very warm place like a vehicle, or in direct sunlight stewing a horrendous odor, until very unwantedly discovered.

Found this stinky creamer in my truck at lunch bro! it's going to take an acre of soap to get the smell out. I'm never going to eat breakfast on the way to school again

by BOSH MUHFUCKIN JELL July 7, 2011

Creamer

Put ice cream or whip cream on you dick and have a girl give you head to get it off

Betty gave me such a great chocolate creamer last night

by CottonCandy2425 September 21, 2016

Capstick Creamer

The art of picking up a barely legal chav in your Vauxhall Corsa, parking in Asda car park and pounding her anus so hard on the backseat that it causes a creamy brown/yellow discharge to form around your nob.

I see this lass right, I shouted “you want a Capstick Creamer” for a box of tabs and a lucozade. She jumped in and busted her rectum so bad it looked like a butchers dustbin.

by El Greaso September 7, 2020