Jeans creamer

When a person is so attractive the very site of them makes you ejaculate instantly.

I just saw a celebrity in person. They were hotter in person than on TV , a total jeans creamer!

by Chadwick74 September 5, 2017

Brady Creamer

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I got a brady creamer after me

by Brady Coomer April 25, 2024

Creamer

The skill to smother ones whipped topping on the one they make dessert with.

Tommy was such a creamer, he made her into whipped dessert.

by Netflixt January 11, 2016

Stanley Creamer

A man named stanley cums on a woman and forces her to vacuum up his leftovers on his dick with her mouth.

I sure can’t wait to show her my Stanley Creamer!

I love the Stanley Creamer, it’s a mess free operation.

by RadicalRascal May 7, 2018

Columbus Creamer

The act of shitting atop a second-party’s head in a manner similar to a soft-serve ice cream dispenser.

This act is related to the well-known “Cleveland steamer.”

Stacy, in an attempt to comfort Benny after going bald, gave him a quick Columbus creamer to cover his chrome-dome in the bedroom.

by starmandx January 11, 2025

Creamer

Someone who listens to the cars rule everything around me podcast hosted by top dead centre (Edwin, will and ben)

Yo I'm a creamer

by Jklewis November 2, 2025

Kansas City Creamer

The act of masterbating into a COVID mask and putting in on a bearded man's face, thus letting the discharge ooze into the man's facial hair.

I just gave Travis Kelce the old 'Kansas City Creamer'

by MorgBorg February 11, 2024