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Crapper

Advanced martial arts technique in which the assailant strikes the victim in the abdomen with enough force to cause the victim to lose control of his or her bowels.
Some douche at the bar was hitting on John's girlfriend, so John gave him a crapper.
by Diabeticus January 4, 2011
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ass clappers

pants worn by a male that are tight as hell around the ass region
Check out our professor's ass clappers.
by Booravajat December 6, 2009
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crapper to yapper

another term for the atm or ass to mouth
i went from crapper to yapper because she likes the taste of her ass.
by bloodvomit September 8, 2003
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Crapper cannonball

while taking a dump you drop a turd that hits the water like a cannonball and splashes up and soaks your bottom dead on it's a "Crapper Cannonball"
That log hit the water so hard it splashed up so much water I thought maybe the tidybowl man did a "Crapper Cannonball"

A Crapper Cannonball can be very shocking if it happens in cold water. a cold water "Crapper Cannonball" have been known to snap a rectum shut from shock that it causes severe constipation for days.
by colej-texas August 3, 2009
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clapperss

Big botty.
That Betty tho!
Dang she got some clapperss!
She have clapperss for days
by jessi bunny March 10, 2015
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clappers

English slang. Typically used around London. Similar to the word “uggers”. Used to describe somebody who is ugly - similar to clapped.
Emmanuel: Kate’s fit you know
Kyle: Nah, she’s clappers
by sightseer930 March 23, 2019
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close crapper

Someone who decides to occupy the stall next to you even though there is an empty one two stalls away. And then proceeds to let the fireworks happen.
No matter what time of day he went to the bathroom, Ross couldn't seem to escape that close crapper from accounting.
by Cube Dweller July 10, 2009
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