crank a hoon

The process of smoking a cigarette. Cranking = Smoking / Hoon = Cigarette

Hey, man, can you let me crank a hoon

by rizzo111 September 7, 2017

cranking hoons

The act of smoking a cigarette, normally done in a squatting position.

Wheres Lee?
Oh he’s out back cranking hoons

by Pimpdaddy52 February 8, 2018

Christian Crank

See coffee. The only strong, addictive, mind altering substance that law abiding, anti-drug religious types will gleefully imbibe with reckless abandon. Supposedly this is due to it's legal status, it's accessible nature, and the fact that modern society has not labeled it as a drug. See also hypocrisy.

"I sure am feeling tired as fuck tonight, but this project has got to be ready tomorrow".

"Time to brew up good ol' pot of christian crank and knock this one out for good".

by dismalvoyage October 29, 2008

Crank

A computer controlled opponent in an video, computer, or arcade game.

Bobby's too chickenshit to play against anyone in Street Fighter II. He only plays against the crank.

by james bow June 11, 2006

dumpster cranking

The act of "cranking one out" in a dumpster.

I just caught 2 hipsters dumpster cranking out back.

by metal forever June 11, 2018

Crank down

To masturbate in an authoritative manner

"You're gonna crank down... at work???"

by White_Mamba January 7, 2012

memory crank

Verb. A traditional form of masturbation, dating back to ancient times, where one channels his or her memory of a previously successful and pleasurable sexual encounter. Due to the rampant increase in availability of pornography via magazines, movies and the worldwide web, the number of recorded memory cranks per year has dropped by over 86%, although it still flourishes in many third-world countries and the southern United States where access to said improvements in pornographic materials currently remains limited.

"I was in the shower the other day and for whatever reason, I started thinking about that girl Sally I boinked in the shower back in college. Next thing I know, I'm sportin' a chubby and decide to give myself a good, old-fashioned memory crank."

by Kristopher Miller January 25, 2006