-dude these crackers are so stale and gross
-i know, like coyote cooter
-they should just be called crispy coyote cooter crackers
-i know, like coyote cooter
-they should just be called crispy coyote cooter crackers
by Bibi h February 15, 2008
Get the crispy coyote cooter crackersmug. by WorseThanHitler November 30, 2020
Get the There was a group of coyotes howling in the woods outside my housemug. A woman so ugly that looking at her makes your dick limp. A trick comprised of placing a poster or image in the line of sight during intercourse, used by high school and college boys to extend their sexual encounters or to prevent premature ejaculation.
by FRAGSTER23 November 30, 2016
Get the Limping Coyotemug. by Verbular Bandit January 29, 2017
Get the Coyotedmug. A ugly coyote is either an ugly woman or man; someone wakes right up to next to them in bed, in the morning when they're to late to realize it.
Jim: Hey joe, where your arm?
Joe: Oh, that. Yeah you see i got drunk and did a lot if drugs, so i met this beautiful girl... well... thats what i thought until i woke up this morning and to around only to see this ugly, monsterish, creature. Then i saw my arm cluched onto its stomach with its hand over mine.
Jim: So what did you do?
Joe: I nawed my arm off as you can see.
Jim: i guess you woke up to an ugly coyote.
Joe: Oh, that. Yeah you see i got drunk and did a lot if drugs, so i met this beautiful girl... well... thats what i thought until i woke up this morning and to around only to see this ugly, monsterish, creature. Then i saw my arm cluched onto its stomach with its hand over mine.
Jim: So what did you do?
Joe: I nawed my arm off as you can see.
Jim: i guess you woke up to an ugly coyote.
by those defs March 16, 2016
Get the ugly coyotemug. by MrYeet74 December 16, 2024
Get the wylie coyotemug. Hey want some coke? My dealer's a pro at coyote cocking coke across the Canadian canals.
Bro, did you hear Louis was Coyote Cocking some febreze over to NJ, but got stopped at the border. Serious jail time.
Bro, did you hear Louis was Coyote Cocking some febreze over to NJ, but got stopped at the border. Serious jail time.
by Nickel Shucker November 29, 2020
Get the Coyote Cockingmug.