Yard cousin

Noun.

Native of the United States "Deep South" who is sick of being referenced as inferior, simple-minded, and racist by the various media outlets.

Did you watch that douchebag's spot on southern universities, bless his heart? Us yard cousins ought to prank him if he's ever back in town.

by A.Nominal April 28, 2013

Cousin Tom

Slang for menstrual cycle, so to be more discrete when talking of such things. TOM stand for Time Of Month.

Cousin Tom is visiting and I'm out of pain meds..

by Sandy.. February 3, 2007

French Cousins

Two guys who have Eiffel towered the same woman.

Weren't you and Ryan in a three way?

Yeah, we are French cousins.

by Kazooforyou June 12, 2014

cousin okri

Nobody can be better than him.

"You'll never be as good as Cousin Okri!"

by Bardin December 11, 2018

cousin sister

its when you are a redneck and your uncle mom and aunt dad have a daughter

i had sex with my cousin sister last night. my aunt dad got dibs on tonight.

by ziptied chevy June 12, 2018

cousin in-law

3. Your cousin’s spouse

Mary is my cousin.

Her husband is Marvin
Marvin is my cousin’s spouse, so he is my cousin in-law

by Hunter Grant Covengton July 19, 2018

Cousin-in-law

My cousins spouse.

My cousin John’s wife, Jane is my cousin-in-law.

by Blacktears80 September 16, 2018