1. Find the short youtube clip of Joe Pesci in the movie My Cousin Vinny in which he tells the judge: "Everything that guy just said is bullshit. Thank you."
2. Post it in a facebook comment underneath someone else's comment who is completely full of shit.
Instead of spending precious hours of your life arguing with someone and getting frustrated, this is a much more effective way to deal with the situation. Cousin Vinnying someone is an extremely useful tool to silence any overly-argumentative, Napoleon-complex toting, extremely insecure facebook friend who constantly feels the need to share his worthless opinion, doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about, and doesn't know how to shut the fuck up. Feel free to use it liberally and prevent these cocksuckers from wasting everyone's time.
2. Post it in a facebook comment underneath someone else's comment who is completely full of shit.
Instead of spending precious hours of your life arguing with someone and getting frustrated, this is a much more effective way to deal with the situation. Cousin Vinnying someone is an extremely useful tool to silence any overly-argumentative, Napoleon-complex toting, extremely insecure facebook friend who constantly feels the need to share his worthless opinion, doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about, and doesn't know how to shut the fuck up. Feel free to use it liberally and prevent these cocksuckers from wasting everyone's time.
Example:
Guy 1: Everything is everything and things are changing in life and physics...
Guy 2: (Posts Cousin Vinny clip) You just got COUSIN VINNY'D BITCH!
Guy 1: (Too startled to say anything else)
Guys 3, 4, & 5 thinking to themselves: Thank god someone finally shut up that obnoxious asshole.
Guy 1: Everything is everything and things are changing in life and physics...
Guy 2: (Posts Cousin Vinny clip) You just got COUSIN VINNY'D BITCH!
Guy 1: (Too startled to say anything else)
Guys 3, 4, & 5 thinking to themselves: Thank god someone finally shut up that obnoxious asshole.
by Mo-Books Is The Worst February 9, 2012
Get the Cousin Vinnymug. Noun.
Native of the United States "Deep South" who is sick of being referenced as inferior, simple-minded, and racist by the various media outlets.
Native of the United States "Deep South" who is sick of being referenced as inferior, simple-minded, and racist by the various media outlets.
Did you watch that douchebag's spot on southern universities, bless his heart? Us yard cousins ought to prank him if he's ever back in town.
by A.Nominal April 28, 2013
Get the Yard cousinmug. Slang for menstrual cycle, so to be more discrete when talking of such things. TOM stand for Time Of Month.
by Sandy.. February 3, 2007
Get the Cousin Tommug. 
Bucky: Damn I gonna cousin fuckin my cousin tonight
JR: But she's ur cousin Buck
Bucky: idgaf I can't get over that sweet pussy
JR: yea I'm probably gonna fuck my cousin to
JR: But she's ur cousin Buck
Bucky: idgaf I can't get over that sweet pussy
JR: yea I'm probably gonna fuck my cousin to
by Wishunew October 3, 2017
Get the Cousin fuckinmug. Used by common day aussie wiggas... or Wabbos.
Means the the same as wazzup or whats crackalackin but is only used by either a whiteman talking to a blackman or a blackman talking to a blackman.
Means the the same as wazzup or whats crackalackin but is only used by either a whiteman talking to a blackman or a blackman talking to a blackman.
by Fred Mckinley October 30, 2004
Get the Ey Cousinmug. Two females who engage in an intimate, scissoring, one night stand. The two may never see each other again, but they will always be cunt cousins.
"Wow I can't believe how drunk I was last night. I hope I don't see my cunt cousin anytime soon!"
Two females who engage in an intimate, scissoring, one night stand. The two may never see each other again, but they will always be cunt cousins.
Two females who engage in an intimate, scissoring, one night stand. The two may never see each other again, but they will always be cunt cousins.
by Suction Cup Sadist September 16, 2018
Get the Cunt Cousinsmug.