boner, I've got a ... a dingo couldn't bite through

Used to describe an erection so hard that, if given the chance, a dingo (Australia's native wild dog) would not be able to damage it.

Given the silliness of the statement, it's usually used to describe a non-sexual situation that a man would nonetheless enjoy very much, such as a sporting event.

When the Cats won the 2007 AFL Grand Final, for the next week I had a boner so hard a dingo couldn't have bitten through it. (boner, I've got a ... a dingo couldn't bite through - gotta use the original here)

by Choda Boy 57 May 7, 2008

I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself

Refers to the new trend of emo; people who "dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle," and who cut their wrists to get attention from others.

-"TANNER, YOU FUCKING GOTH, CUT THE LAWN NOW"

-"My life sucks. I'm going to slit my wrists so people notice me. I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself; oh if only it could relate to me.

by phillll July 26, 2008

I could buy you and sell you

Essentially, "I am much richer than you." A stronger form of "I could buy you." Usually a derisive phrase.

"I could buy you and sell you," said Bill Gates to his impoverished employee.

by Athene Airheart May 1, 2004

Least I Could Do

LICD(found at leasticoulddo.com) is a webcomic, created by Ryan Sohmer and Lar Desouza. It is also the webcomic that has spread the phrase, 'vagoo'.
READ. IT.

Least I Could Do, although not for all ages, is an infinitley funny read.

by J. Waltz October 12, 2007

I could buy you

Basically, "I am much richer than you, I am also better than you." Used when someone wants to show how much more powerful they are. Another form is "I could buy you and sell you."

"What? You think you are all that? I could BUY you!"

by Athene Airheart May 1, 2004

couldn't go anyway

Someone is not invited to a party, and when he knows about it, he says couldn't go anyway (OOOH such a shame, so we cancel it!), and increases his/her loserness.

- Yo, how you coming to the party?
- Which party?
- Tonight... you were not invited? oups
- Couldn't go anyway (a couldnt_go_anyweyer star is born)
- Sure, next time (I will go before someone sees that I am talking to you)

by Lorenzo_Lamas March 10, 2015

Coldasac

That place where you and your friends all meet to smoke up, sometimes on foot but predominantly in a vehicle. When one refers to the Coldasac in conversation there are no questions asked, everyone knows where "the Coldasac" is.

Want to go to the coldasac?

by DrakeGod August 7, 2016