1.A co-worker who is unable to fill their own job description, so they poke their nose in everyone elses work to feel like they are being helpful.
2.Someone who offers help then basically accomplishes nothing.
3.The person that short circuits your work to take the credit or point the finger at your success or failure.
2.Someone who offers help then basically accomplishes nothing.
3.The person that short circuits your work to take the credit or point the finger at your success or failure.
William is supposed to be the Head of Management. Sadly unqualified he is now merely a corporate nudge.
by sauerpower January 12, 2007
Get the corporate nudgemug. The "corporate dollar" stands for today's way of putting fast profit over quality and sustainability. If it doesn't pay out today, it'll be gone before tomorrow.
"I can't believe they cancelled Firefly. Don't they understand that it takes time to build up a franchise?"
"Yeah, it's all about fast and cheap. Blame the corporate dollar."
"Shareholders just care about the money in their pockets... everyone just cares about the money in their pockets!"
"Starship's We Built This City is considered the horrible sound of a band taking the corporate dollar while sneering at those who take the corporate dollar.”
"Yeah, it's all about fast and cheap. Blame the corporate dollar."
"Shareholders just care about the money in their pockets... everyone just cares about the money in their pockets!"
"Starship's We Built This City is considered the horrible sound of a band taking the corporate dollar while sneering at those who take the corporate dollar.”
by autor October 9, 2009
Get the corporate dollarmug. Wasteful spending and hoarding by selfish decision-makers in large businesses:
Huge salaries, golden handshakes, bad investments, long vacations, perks, tax evasion, and embezzling.
Huge salaries, golden handshakes, bad investments, long vacations, perks, tax evasion, and embezzling.
by thedzone October 5, 2009
Get the corporate greedmug. by mick_aka October 28, 2007
Get the corporation popmug. 
The president of a company who has lousy, bottom-of-the-barrel customer service and even shittier TV commercials is known as a corporate douche.
The corporate version of an asshaberdasher.
The corporate version of an asshaberdasher.
The head of Wall*Mart is such a huge corporate douche for having commercials made using that swollen and distended urine-yellow smiley dressed up in a Zorro costume floating around, breaking shit, and hacking at store price flares with this big-ass knife!
by Telephony August 12, 2016
Get the corporate douchemug. A politically correct workplace word for the act of metaphorically sucking one's boss's dick (or strap-on) or going well out of one's way to get a promotion, raise, day off, ect. that is beyond normal brown-nosing.
Hey man, Terry's in the Director's office performing some corporate fellatio again. Let's see if he wipes off his mouth when he comes out.
by Bobby the Bug Man August 18, 2020
Get the corporate fellatiomug.