Did u know that chick has a severe case of patootie cooties? I wonder if her patootie cooties are contagious?
by Bukdow December 29, 2023
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Get the Cootie Brown mug.A "cootie ho" is a human who has sexual encounters with multiple partners and does not follow sexual testing guidelines; potentially spreading cootie STI/Ds around
A cootie ho may have more than just an orgasm in store for you seeing as they rarely get tested for STI/Ds, yet have many partners back to back; potentially, they could be spreading cooties around.
by zer0n9ne November 28, 2020
Get the cootie ho mug.(plural: cooties) A terminal illness in which one dies after experiencing symptoms including, but not limited to:
death, shortness of breath, confusion, erection lasting more than -4 hours, homocidal thoughts, loss of interest, obsession, sudden romantic interest in your doctor(s), anal fissures, cholera, thirsty, loss of life, expiration date coming sooner than expected, de-aging, low hanging ballsack(s), burning sensation in the nipple(s), puberty, ass-expansion, brain damage, cooties.
death, shortness of breath, confusion, erection lasting more than -4 hours, homocidal thoughts, loss of interest, obsession, sudden romantic interest in your doctor(s), anal fissures, cholera, thirsty, loss of life, expiration date coming sooner than expected, de-aging, low hanging ballsack(s), burning sensation in the nipple(s), puberty, ass-expansion, brain damage, cooties.
Person 1: I would take getting cholera over cooties any day of the week. ez.
Person 2: Bro... who's gonna tell him
Person 2: Bro... who's gonna tell him
by bbigman January 13, 2021
Get the Cootie mug.After dinner me and my girl went home and she gave me some cootie Pappy and I was happy all night long
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