Cootie Wooter

A cootie wooter is a beloved friend that you love very much, homosexuals use this all the time

If you are called a cootie wooter cherish it
Gunz: Hello my cootie wooter trebz

Trebz: FUCK YOU NIGGA!!! (With love and affection)
by Shizmal August 08, 2024
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Crack Cooties

When someone gives you their crack-head energy.
Oh shit, Katie gave me the crack cooties.
by 7deadand3incriticalcondition November 10, 2019
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Cootie may

A woman who has an excessive amount of fake hair, eyelashes, and extremely long nails. She is not married and chases after married men. She has spent an excessive amount of time in or around jail.
If my wife keeping acting crazy she is going to make me go get a cootie may to replace her.
by Lopi October 05, 2020
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Hootie-Cootie

Her hootie-cootie smelled bad.
by dewbmeister April 13, 2024
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cooties-esque

of or pertaining to the degradation of women.
Josh: Dude, then you would have wasted your whole night hanging out with a girl!
Tom: That's so cooties-esque.
by letom December 15, 2007
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extreme cooties

This isn’t like any ordinary cootie this is the highest level of cootie, know become infected when sleeping around
“I heard from 10 other girls that he has extreme cooties from sleeping with all of them...”
by Ko.jazz June 21, 2018
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Cootie twat

A misogynistic style government takeover by a militia or group of woman haters.
Most terrorist groups that are known by the public, these days, are known for their "cootie twat" temper tantrum attempts at world domination and want all women everywhere to be told what they have to do.
by Maniconwords June 11, 2024
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