by Canton High School January 15, 2009
Get the Cooperizedmug. the coolest person ever in the exsitance of time
by mrbeast9000 November 15, 2019
Get the coopermug. Scott to Mike-"Hey Mike can I spend a few days on your couch while I visit".....6 months later.... Mike's wife-"we've been Coopered".....
by Blackmaverick August 27, 2016
Get the Cooperedmug. Eating or doing something very aggressively and/or greedily.
"did you see paul yesterday? he ordered a hamburger and ate it so cooperously that he finished the whole thing in 2 seconds flat"
by G. leaves January 16, 2010
Get the Cooperouslymug. Cooperitis is a phenomena in nature that generally occurs in fast-aging humanoid males who suffer from the physical paradox of denying he is going bald despite having ginger hair. Researchers in this field of medicine believe the disorder may be linked to tick or mosquito bites but admit that no cure has, or is likely, to be found, and advise patients to endorse laser treatment or to use flooring adhesive to eradicate 'rogue' follicles. Sufferers tend to be social pariahs and can use violence when the illness is broached. Famous examples include Ron Howard and Neil Kinnock.
"Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, except the Cooperitis sufferer with ailments recurring, the stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that St Nicholas would bring him new hair"
by bestservedcold August 6, 2012
Get the cooperitismug. Cooper go clean your room!!
by sivadiak October 5, 2017
Get the coopermug. Someone who tends to fall for too many girls- fall into bed! They have troubles staying with choosing one girl to be with for a long time and isnt willing to give up the life of partying for anyone. Coopers are guys who needs to find someone extremely special to change for.
by craaaaaaayyyy November 18, 2014
Get the coopermug.