Covfefe

(n.) When you want to say "coverage" but your hands are too small to hit all the letters on your keyboard.

Despite constant negative press covfefe.

by Tatersandpears May 30, 2017

Covfefe

Pronounced Co-ve-fefe.

1. Reflexive Russian verb, loosely translatable to English as "I resign" or "I give up", usually used in conjunction with President Donald J. Trump's Twitter feed.

2. American verb, early twenty-first century origin. Possibly from the aforementioned Russian verb. Used to mean "Facepalm" or "Good God, what have we done?/What have we elected?"

Russian Verb: Putin's Aide: Comrade, perhaps it is time we accepted that President Trump needs to covefefe.

Putin: What? After all the work we spent trying to get him elected? Twelve years in the gulags!

American Lexicon: Stephen Colbert: Thanks to Russia, we have elected a giant, massive, covfefe of an imbecile.

by ArkansasTraveller May 31, 2017

covfefe

The clearest example of a president's inadequacy.

I know words. I have the best words: covfefe

by The Conqueror May 30, 2017

Covfefe

When multiple Russian prostitutes urinate on your face all at the same time.

That leader of free-world sure likes Russian Covfefe.

by TheRealDonnyJ May 31, 2017

Covfefe

Translated in arabic as "I will stand up"

President Trump let the muslim world know he will covfefe

by brightened May 31, 2017

covfefe

When the press notices how small and ineffectual your hands are, and makes fun of it.

Despite the negative press covfefe,

by Covfefe May 31, 2017

Confefe

Confefe is a term coined in 2017 by POTUS Donald Trump, roughly meaning "truffle butter-dirty sanchez". Its a high class word thrown around in locker rooms by uber-bros and the elite-percent referring to the froth that develops outside of a persons mouth when they deliver rigorous oral sex on a penis that has previously penetrated the anus of another person. The foam/confefe is usually a tan color, celebrating the ordeal in lavishly bland tones that directly reference the diet of said partner.

Wow, what a night. I even got some confefe on my polo! Snap!

by Seo Le Roques June 1, 2017