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dirty confessional

similar to the dirty sanchez, only the female must first ask to be forgiven for all her sinz. after pounding her anus unmercifully, the male then procedes to bless her by painting a chocolate cross on her forehead with his fudge covered johnson. traditionally done on sunday mornings.
"After her dirty confessional, Kimmy couldnt poo right for a week, and she had an undeniable craving for pudding popz."
by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006
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sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

To be perspiring profusely
Man, it's hot in here; I'm sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention
by Woody Thomas July 25, 2008
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2-point conversion

the sexual act of while in doggy-style, the guy pulls out of the vagina and inserts his penis into the girl's asshole, and then ejaculates. It is only considered a 2-point conversion when you surprise them with it.
I brought Jenny back from the bar last night and gave her the 2-point conversion, she was surprised to say the least.
by KeepitFRATTY June 14, 2011
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Dashboard Confessional

Dashboard Confessional is emo however on the softer side of emo it is an amazing band if you like it. All the people here trashign dashboard are either not into this type of music or are so retarded that they can't comprehend the lyrics...dashboard's lyrics are beautiful and graceeful and for the record all u "haters" who say chris carabba cant sing for shit i have heard him sing and he is magnificent better than most bands.
here is some of there gorg. lyrics..

"This is incredible. Starving, insatiable, yes, this is love for the first time.
Well you'd like to think that you were invincible. Yeah, well weren't we all once before we felt loss for the first time? Well this is the last time. Well this is the last time well this is the last time."
by jenfromdablock December 1, 2004
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i just hid a pipe bomb under a furry convention

What I said before all I saw was bloody fur and tails.
Hey man, i just hid a pipe bomb under a furry convention,I will now continue to rob you of your 1993 Dodge Grand Caravan so that I can travel to Argentina.
by Silas Black 09 July 26, 2022
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Geneva Convention

The Geneva Convention is a suggestion, if you do not like penis do not follow it.
by Den drinks his own cum. September 24, 2020
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Concession

Verb, Adjective, noun. It can be anything you want, bad or good, and excuse for anything.
It's so concession.(cool)
Don't be so concession.(douche)
"Why did you punch me" "Don't worry about it, it's so concession.(chill)
by ConcessionCreators April 25, 2010
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