MC Confusing

A rapper created by comedy genius Jon Lajoie. He says whatever he wants when he is rapping and makes no sense.

MC Confusing
Back in this bitch
With a parking sandwich
And a chicken ticket

by Inatcheethebro December 22, 2021

confused toppie

This is when a female/male etc which ever your preference is,is unconscious and you insert your penis inside the mouth but you also have a hotdog in your hand so when they wake up their confused they dont know what they’ve been sucking the cock or the hotdog.

Ay yo bro i got confused toppie off carol last night she was confused as hell

by SexyZachacharyH April 15, 2020

confused pineapple

A sexual position in where the girl put her knees by her head and the male then procedes to use her breasts in place of a vagina

Dude I was fuckin Lindsay so hard last night, she begged me to Confuse Pineapple her skanky ass! (Confused Pineapple)

by EbonicsForHoes December 10, 2009

confused african

The confused african is when 3 or more black men are fuckin a girl and they loose trck of what hole they should put their dick in, so they accidently put their dick in another mans anus

story told by isaia a "confused african" he accidently performed this

oh no i did an confused african while gangbanging

by pulverdvärgen1337 March 9, 2021

confused fish

When your dick is not quite flaccid and not quite erect.

Elvis would have fucked all night but he had a confused fish.

by Notable Peasant December 7, 2016

confused person

Someone who sexually identifies as an ak47 or some other weird object or idea

Some one who likes it in the ear is a confused person.

by Horse cok May 12, 2016

Cloud Confusing

"Cloud Confusing" is a term used for incorrectly defining Cloud Computing. Sales reps and naive IT Consultants use the term Cloud Computing to refer to any client/server system where the server resides on the internet, and is maintained via a web-based interface.

Cloud Computing actually is much more involved than client/server technology. Distributed processing, data storage, bandwidth, and scalability are able to be added or removed with no harm to existing data, and there is no single point of bottleneck or failure.

IT Consultant: "We offer Cloud Computing as part of your hosting package! Now you can maintain your own CMS, Blog, Forums, and lots of other contemporary services on your site!"

Developer: "Those are simple client/server hosting applications on your server. What you're talking about is Cloud Confusing."

by Buzzword Assassin July 15, 2011