Concert Squatter

When you arrive at your concert seat(s) to find someone already sitting or standing in them. When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.

How was the show the other night?

So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.

by Kuchie August 27, 2025

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Concert Blast

The act of mercilessly finger blasting random slimes at electric raves or epic dubstep concerts.

Adam: "3-2-1----concert blast off!!"
Andrew "yeah!!!"

by Slampierce July 6, 2011

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pre-concert anxiety

when you are extremely nervous/have anxiety in the days leading up to attending a concert

jeremy: dude why am i so nervous about this concert?
zach: you are probably experiencing pre-concert anxiety

by anoooonnnnn April 14, 2022

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Concert bathroom slut

When a women walks into the guy’s bathroom during a concert show just to give out free blow jobs and hand jobs

Friend #1: hey.. have you guys seen Chasity?

Friend #2: ugh.. I told you not to bring her.. she never watches the show.. you can find her in the guys bathroom… ALWAYS

Friend#1: yeah.. that chastity.. she is such a concert bathroom slut

Friend#2: yeah.. haha

by Jajajonny August 20, 2022

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Syafinaz trainee concert at South Korea.

Oh it is Syafinaz you can bring chewing gum at South Korea.

Hi my name is Syafinaz and we can do a trainee concert at South Korea. You can bring chewing gum at South Korea. No more irony and it is possible. Do not be confused. Syafinaz trainee concert at South Korea.

by syafinazisakorean? November 25, 2023

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