Compassion Rage

Overboiling anger in response to a stimulus that is intended to provoke a compassionate response. A more robust relative of Compassion Fatigue, which may also be followed by Rage Fatigue.

"When that guy asked me 'Big Isssue, sir? Would you like to help the homeless', I screamed at him 'don't fucking try and socially engineer me with your claim that giving you £1.40 is going to solve homelessness!' I'm normally such a nice guy. I don't understand myself. Maybe it was compassion rage."

by Punanimal May 15, 2006

compassionate conservative

A mythical creature rumored to exist in the Washington D.C. area, yet no photographs exist, and physical evidence has ever been produced that would prove its existance.

See also: Bigfoot, Yeti, Loch Ness Monster, UFO

5 year olds believe in the Tooth Fairy, Santa, and the Easter Bunny, but even they know that the mythical Compassionate Conservative is bullshit.

by Brandon Ped. February 27, 2008

Your family reunion a homosexual communion

Finale comeback for your mom gay

Grant: ur mom gay lol
Connor: ur dad lesbian
Grant: ur granny tranny lmao
Connor: ur granpap trap
Grant: ur whole family tree lgbt
Connor: (using 100% brain power) your family reunion a homosexual communion

*North korea nukes america and start world war 3 which leads to a communist america and no more memes*

by ChroMe Ghostz May 31, 2018

ur family reunion a homosexual communion

An insult only to be used when your opponent gives you no other option.

Person 1:"Haha, your family tree LGBT! "

Person 2: "Don't make me say it..."

Person 1: "You wouldn't fuckin dare..."

Person 2: "Your family reunion a homosexual communion"

*Space and time warps until it envelopes the very existence of person 1*

by Bkmtex April 12, 2018

Companionate Breakup

the collaborative, amicable and (ironically) emotionally connecting ending of a relationship done when emotionally mature, emotionally healthy people respectfully acknowledge their differing wants and needs and agree together within a context of mutual respect to end the aspects of their relationship which do not serve them, sometimes enabling them to part as friends with love in their hearts.

Mature people in love who find that they just aren't right for each other don't have to find some bullshit reasons to hate each other to justify ending the relationship, they can recognize what isn't working and communicate, to have a companionate breakup.

by Creative Suggestions May 20, 2015

commandon

When you get a hard on whilst going 'commando'

Dude! I got a stiffy whilst wearing no underwear. I got a proper commandon.

by c.arnold June 27, 2008

Compassion fruit

A cute way for vegans to say passion fruit. Its mostly cute when vegans say it, but vegetarians and semi vegetarians can still say it cutely. It first can from a pun on a peta lip balm.

"I love purple compassion fruit!"
"I just brought compassion from lip balm from Peta."

by Compassion fruit October 4, 2008