When your feet go to sleep
by La May Lama June 27, 2018
The condition when waking up after a long (usually drunken) night of smoking many harsh cigarettes that you aren't used to smoking. It is similar to having a lung over, but much worse. A victim of lung coma will find it hard to have their first cigarette of the day, sustain any physical movement, and in some cases, they find themselves without enough wind to complete sentences without taking a breath mid-sentence.
Phillippides: Hey Dad - we should hit up the Around the World mini-golf course a few blocks away. I'll race you there!
Philomelos: Sorry kiddo-beano, I've (gasp) got a nasty lung coma. Not sure if I could (gasp) even hit the ball up the Rickshaw Hill.
Phillippides: You should switch to American Spirits, Dad.
Philomelos: Sorry kiddo-beano, I've (gasp) got a nasty lung coma. Not sure if I could (gasp) even hit the ball up the Rickshaw Hill.
Phillippides: You should switch to American Spirits, Dad.
by brettuthius August 07, 2007
when someone is so drunk that they pass out and cannot be woken, even by the loudest drunk person they know
by whitegirlwasted69 March 22, 2013
A chili coma is induced when you realize that mommas chili is so good that you keep going after bowl after bowl.
Mommas chili is so good that I forgot that we were playing monoply and just kept going back after more bowls...and it put me into a chili coma...I lost monopoly.
by thebumpasspodcast February 15, 2016
The act of a man masturbating so often and so frequently within a short period of time that he passes out.
"Hey, what happened to Justin? I haven't seen him in weeks since I gave him that porn membership for his birthday."
"Oh, he's in a cream coma."
"Oh, he's in a cream coma."
by the_real_dirty_dan January 07, 2015
Brian : "Yo, why was Rebecca asleep for three days?"
Adam: "Cause I gave her that coma dick, fuck you mean?!"
Adam: "Cause I gave her that coma dick, fuck you mean?!"
by The crocodile hunter August 12, 2015
\ˈber\ \ˈkō-mə\
(n): Similar to a cat-nap, but rather than a short, light sleep, the sleeper spends approximately two to three hours in a state that at first glace could be mistaken for death.
(n): Similar to a cat-nap, but rather than a short, light sleep, the sleeper spends approximately two to three hours in a state that at first glace could be mistaken for death.
by Laertes Ursus June 25, 2011