\ˈber\ \ˈkō-mə\
(n): Similar to a cat-nap, but rather than a short, light sleep, the sleeper spends approximately two to three hours in a state that at first glace could be mistaken for death.
(n): Similar to a cat-nap, but rather than a short, light sleep, the sleeper spends approximately two to three hours in a state that at first glace could be mistaken for death.
by Laertes Ursus June 27, 2011
Get the Bear-Comamug. A state of utter and total defeat. Absolute exhaustion.
The term is often used after discovering a partner has no intentions of dating you, or admitting to it, really. They will keep your hopes up, when in fact, you're just a leachy, horny mistake. The "slut" is probably fucking someone very close to you.
The slut is extremely attractive and thought to be the be-all, end-all as far as dating goes. The victim is often attractive as well, and has always ended relationships. So the first time it happens for the victim is when their feelings are the strongest.
Unless left untreated (keeping in contact with the slut), the coma can last up to 3 years. On one occasion I've seen it last to 5.
A "slut coma" can prevent confidence, an erection, social opportunities to meet new mates, and most notably, a hollow glazed-look for long periods of time.
The term is often used after discovering a partner has no intentions of dating you, or admitting to it, really. They will keep your hopes up, when in fact, you're just a leachy, horny mistake. The "slut" is probably fucking someone very close to you.
The slut is extremely attractive and thought to be the be-all, end-all as far as dating goes. The victim is often attractive as well, and has always ended relationships. So the first time it happens for the victim is when their feelings are the strongest.
Unless left untreated (keeping in contact with the slut), the coma can last up to 3 years. On one occasion I've seen it last to 5.
A "slut coma" can prevent confidence, an erection, social opportunities to meet new mates, and most notably, a hollow glazed-look for long periods of time.
You: Dude, Cassandra has been texting me on and off for like 3 months. I saw her at the bar last night and she didn't even look at me! We had an awesome week but now I think she's fucking my brothers best friend... I thought she was the one, man.
Friend: Fuck man, you know what you're in?
You: What?
Friend: A "slut coma," man. A fucking slut coma.
Friend: Fuck man, you know what you're in?
You: What?
Friend: A "slut coma," man. A fucking slut coma.
by 3_I_Win October 31, 2011
Get the Slut Comamug. The act of a man masturbating so often and so frequently within a short period of time that he passes out.
"Hey, what happened to Justin? I haven't seen him in weeks since I gave him that porn membership for his birthday."
"Oh, he's in a cream coma."
"Oh, he's in a cream coma."
by the_real_dirty_dan January 6, 2015
Get the cream comamug. by Rakis May 3, 2016
Get the snack comamug. Brian : "Yo, why was Rebecca asleep for three days?"
Adam: "Cause I gave her that coma dick, fuck you mean?!"
Adam: "Cause I gave her that coma dick, fuck you mean?!"
by The crocodile hunter September 17, 2015
Get the coma dickmug. When your feet go to sleep
by La May Lama June 27, 2018
Get the Coma toesmug. Similar to the Cubicle Coma (See Cubicle Coma) It takes it's toll in the same manner, but you tend to wake up either:
1) directly on the ring of the bell for the end of the period.
2) in time for lunch, or
3) when school ends.
1) directly on the ring of the bell for the end of the period.
2) in time for lunch, or
3) when school ends.
I've had classroom coma even from early childhood. I mainly say this because I was being given a speech by the principal, only to succumb to it, fall asleep, and wake up with out a clue what happened but suddenly ready for anything.
by Sephirion August 29, 2010
Get the Classroom Comamug.