Colombian Blowjob

Similar to a Colombian Neck Tie, where in the victim's throat is cut and the tongue pulled through, but in addition to that the neck would is then used like a mouth for fellatio.

"Yup. Another example of violence from the Mexican Drug War. This your first time seeing a Colombian Blowjob?"

by XBroseidonX November 14, 2017

Colombian Car Jack

The process in which someone places their hands together, bends down and rams another person in the ass in an upwards motion, so as to lift them off the ground.

(during sex)
Jane : Harder! Harder!
Jim : I can’t go any faster, but I can give you something else.... *procedes to Colombian Car Jack*
Jane : Oh yeah baby that’s the fucking spot ram me harder in the ass I want to take your full girth!!!

by Tailpipefucker June 7, 2019

Colombian drug mule

When a woman is so hot you’d make a banana split in her ass with the banana inserted and surrounded by three scoops of chocolate ice cream, and then eat it without a spoon.

She’s so hot I’d invite her over for a Colombian Drug Mule.

by BDE #2 March 22, 2021

Colombian Handshake

Passing a warp of cocaine from one person to another without being noticed. As used in "Shameless" (Channel 4 UK)

I was with my dealer but managed a few Colombian Handshakes before the cops arrived.

by ezy732 March 6, 2009

Colombian Wishbone

The act of punching/hitting the taint area.

Dude we were going at it so hard last night I accidentally missed and gave her a Colombian Wishbone

by PabloasinEscobar October 12, 2008

Colombian Facial

When a man ejaculates onto a womens face and immediately throws cocaine or powdered sugar onto her face and snorts it.

After rough sex, Juan gave Carolina a Colombian Facial and got high after.

by Cata Funtes August 3, 2010

Colombian Coffee Filter

When you eat bad Mexican food that makes you poop your pants and it drips out.

That Mexican food made me shit my pants and now it's leaking out like a colombian coffee filter...

by Karl Wirth September 15, 2014