college

when people stop smoking cocaine and start smoking coffee.

college is truly the place to be.

by umeskiz March 13, 2007

college

1)the long-awaited and much anticipated escape from the everyday life a high school student who wants to start fresh lives.
2)a topic that must be researched profusely to no end only to find biased/useless information on a school that has no appeal at all.

I can NOT wait until I graduate, so I can go to college. If only I knew where I wanted to go...the only thing I can find on the internet is whether a school is known for having hippies or preps...

by this one girl January 19, 2007

college

Where good girls go bad and bad girls get worse.

I went to college and am still a virgin. #saidnoone

by College Genius March 24, 2013

collegic

1. Of, relating to, or held to resemble a college.
2. Of, for, or typical of college students.
3. Of, characteristic of, or intended for college students.

This library is so collegic!

by FrindleInventor September 11, 2013

college

a place where people with no lives (considered as nerds) go to hang out with other nerds who actually listen to the teacher/professor and try to learn things that they eventually forget when they get out of college and become a burger flipper for the rest of their lives

Hey Scott, what college are you going to when you get out of high school?

by Dick April 30, 2004

college

a place where you go to get drunk, have sex, learn, have more sex, drink beer, and get stoned.

I went to college with my girlfriend.

by woohoozee February 7, 2010

college

(1) a sarcastic name for any sort of intellectual snob, college student, or know-it-all. (2) Can also be a sarcastic retort when someone says something stupid.

(1)
person A: "There were a plethora of colors available--"
Person B: "Wait, did you just say plethora?"
Person A (snobby): "Yeah... It IS a word you know..."
Person B (sarcastic voice): "Sure thing, college!"

or

(2)
Person 1: "Dude, I totally just figured out the 'Sixth Sense'! Bruce Willis was dead the whole time!"
Person 2 (sarcastic voice): "Wow... way to go college..."

by Devushka21 October 8, 2008