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Ego Contusion

A bruise to the self. Or a bruise to the ego.

Man, that must've been an ego contusion

by ElephanteGirl December 26, 2019

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toe contusion

A lame excuse to not attend an outing or event

“I can’t go, I have a toe contusion

by Joe LaFluer September 24, 2021

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merry cloitus

An annual occasion of consensual coital carnage amongst the clown folk.

“Merry Cloitus everyone!”

by JakeofSaltLake December 20, 2021

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post-coitis breakfast

sex and breakfast in the morning

Are you enjoying our post-coitis breakfast? I hungry as shit for some reason.

by nostd3 March 5, 2023

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The girl with colitus goes by...

As referenced in 1960s pop song about lsd...

Sue was also battling irritable bowl syndrome on her way to fleet street when the girl with colitus goes by...

by Murray the K September 12, 2022

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