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Ass clown

When a guy draws a clown on his ass and tells his girlfriend to hump it.
Guy, " hey you wanna hump my ass clown?"
Girl, " sure hot shit!!"
by Charlietheunicorn500 August 11, 2015
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Ass Clown

A jerk of a politician who constantly spams you with e-mail begging for money even though he is worth 93 million dollars. A politician who divorces his wife and then refuses to support her and his children even though he is worth 93 million dollars.
Alan Grayson is an ass clown.
by GrooviGirl August 27, 2015
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Ass clown

A person whose a complete asshole but can be funny
I heard that kevin is a real ass clown. Hey do you know that ass clown that's in are class
by Mrk88 February 7, 2017
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Talentless Ass Clown

Adnoun. A being bearing the title Jaden Smith who enjoys wealth and notoriety gained through no contribution of his own whatsoever. He will be the defining reason that Millenials will soon be broken down into separate subgroups so that people born in the late 80s/early 90s dont have to bear the shame of being generationally associated with something so worthless...and loud.
"+We ran out of clay pigeons to shoot, does that mean its time to head home?

-We dont have to! I found a whole shipping container full of Jaden smith albums slated for incineration and thought we could recycle them by shooting them with shotguns and in turn make the world a better place

+Great idea! That kid is a Talentless Ass Clown for sure, if my wife gave birth to him id sterilize both of us.
by Normalcy unhinged July 14, 2019
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Ass clown

A man who supports his wife through IVF treatment and then abandons her and blocks her on social media when you find out she’s pregnant after years of infertility while you told her how much you wanted a baby.
Only an ass clown would abandon his pregnant wife to go drink in the alley and snort adderall
by Wackytobaccy3000 October 29, 2021
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Ass clown

a qualified clown that is trained to perform tricks deep inside your ass
''did you see that Ass clown ? ''

''yeah he is amazing , His tricks the clowns ass ''
by clusterfudge December 14, 2014
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Talentless ass-clown

An insult to say to a clumsy person with not much hobbies and/or lives a sheltered life
Pompous rich lady: at least I have a career! You're nothing but a talentless ass-clown!
Man: (silence)
by Busybubsyboo August 19, 2025
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