A seasonal ritual involving a frozen tampon soaked in Fireball whiskey, inserted and detonated during peak menstruation to “shock the system” and “blast the blockage.” Often accompanied by a chant of “Cold never bothered me anyway.
Jake: “Bro, she said her cramps were worse than finals week.”
Trent: “So what’d you do?”
Jake: “Hooked her up with the Alaskan Clot Buster. Ten minutes later, she was doing snow angels in her own blood.”
Trent: “Respect.”
Trent: “So what’d you do?”
Jake: “Hooked her up with the Alaskan Clot Buster. Ten minutes later, she was doing snow angels in her own blood.”
Trent: “Respect.”
by RedTundra69 July 15, 2025
Get the Alaskan Clot Bustermug. by GrainTrain February 9, 2018
Get the flavor clotmug. a thick mass of coagulated seminal fluid embedded into the fibers of a sock, typically cotton athletic tube socks.
Judy refused to do her son Peter's laundry after finding a hardened sock clot embedded into one o his athletic socks
by MoistCake July 14, 2017
Get the Sock Clotmug. by Jadaxxxxxxxxxx May 9, 2022
Get the Sassy Blood Clot Sizta'smug. Someone whose thoughts stick together in one big dumb lump, then dribble out like half-cooked batter.
by C1nnabunni September 17, 2025
Get the Clot wafflemug. When an omega in the a/o/b universe has an over production of slick and it cannot be expelled normally so it clots and has to be pushed out forcibly
by Info booth October 12, 2021
Get the Slick Clotmug. by Blue564 May 12, 2020
Get the Clot Crackmug.