chomper

girl who bit off guys penis when giving blowjob because parents knocked on the door

Damn man,i heard that girl that my brother was with is a real chomper,now I'm never going to be a uncle

by spazdude April 7, 2008

chinese chode chomper

a person who likes to chomp or lick a chinese persons chode....the skin between a guys balls and butthole

Your a freaking chinese chode chomper.

by Buzobs May 13, 2005

chompers

cocaine, blow. called chompers because of the way users chomp their jaw after using cocaine.

"Hey dude, you got any chompers?"

"Yeah, we were doing chompers all day yesterday"

by h2omasta April 11, 2010

chomper

(n.)- A forceful act where all of ones teeth are broken out and oral sex is forced upon the vitcim; a forceful, bloody "blow job" where blood is a lubricant.

The crazy man gave the crazier woman a chomper.

by Beno December 10, 2003

compersion

The act of living vicariously though one of your own girl/boyfriends because they chose to abandon you and spend quality-time with someone else. It is widely believed "compersion" is a self-preservation technique developed by individuals that self-identify as polyamorous.

Jack has developed a keen sense of compersion to maintain his sanity after his girlfriend Jill, went to shag her other boyfriend John.

by Karbowiak October 17, 2009

cheapy chomper

1: A frugal misanthropist

2: An overly economical person, often at the expense of their own interests

Give us a quid you cheapy chomper.

by My May 9, 2003

Chompers

The mascot of Allegheny College, often portrayed by a short, drunk, blonde female, who enjoys smooshy mushy and wiggly

Chompers is often inebriated, and enjoys falling down stairs due to its immense feet.

by Crotchfire February 6, 2005