clitoris

Indian in the canoe!

"I looked down at my skirt and i realized the indian in the canoe was starrting to sail out

by brenton January 7, 2005

clitorious congestion

after having 24 hours of sex, you have just queefed, and all the cum falls out of the vigina.(over and over again)
also known as a clit cough.(if only happens once)

Man: Oh my god! what the hell is going on?
Woman: I have a clitorious congestion.
Man: Is that normal?
Woman: Sure.. i guess..

by Esperanza Stiffler January 3, 2010

Netflix and Clitoris

Far from the classical term Netflix and Chill. Here the participants focus only on the Clitoris of your partner, partner's sister, partner's mom or your own.

You discuss the daily struggles of the average Clitoris while watching comedies, as it gets more relaxed. Once the Clitoris is chilled enough the participants can suggest to proceed further to Netflix and Chill. But be careful not to skip steps as you might end up in Spotify and Hug and then be very sad.

Average Joe: "I did the netflix and Clitoris yesterday"

More average Joe: "Nice bruh... with whom? Did the Clitoris chill?"

Average Joe: "with your mom!"
More average Joe: "oh, i bet she was nervous and just gave the Spotify and Hug at the end"

by speckman April 18, 2019

clitoris rex

The smallest dinosaur in the world!

Very shy and usally hides between a Humanoid female's legs

by Martinique Vespuckie December 16, 2003

Clitoritis

When a males penis shrinks inside itself and retreats into the body then becomes a clitoris. Occurs when a man/bro/homie/dude or any male does and enjoys something a male would and should not do under normal circumstances unless they are with their significant other or in worst case scenarios tortured by communists. Includes watching certain movies(The Notebook), listening to certain music (Justin Bieber or Michael Bublé) etc. Any questionable activity a male should not do.

Jason: "Hey I heard Doc contracted Clitoritis."

Benny: "Yeah he admitted he likes Michael Bublé."

Jason: "I guess we have to go to his penis funeral."

by dalewashereandhestolesomething November 21, 2011

Clintorico

Another name for Clinton, Massachusetts

Hope I don't get popped in Clintorico

by mr arthur vandelay January 10, 2008

Clitoris

The g-spot. I love watching men try to hit the clit. It validates men who know exactly how to reach that rainbow. The clitoris is a gateway drug to a full blown orgasm.

Find the clitoris? That's the name of a captain right?

by YoursTruly1989 March 20, 2021