Chromebook

A useless "laptop" that you cant run original doom on. They are way too expensive for what they can do, and yeah i guess its good for kids but just get a decent windows laptop for them. At least it will be cheaper.

Person 1: "I bought a Chromebook and its terrible! It cant even do anything besides run google meet horribly."
Person 2: "How much was it?"
Person 1: "1000 bucks"
Person 2: "WHAT THE FUCK???? HOW?? WHY??? IS THAT LEGAL????"

by ramsenn February 26, 2021

Chrome Users

Incels that are absolutely retarded and have no idea that their life is completely meaningless and that they should die. They're so fucking dumb, holy shit i can't believe it. They should not deserve life, i actually am about to kill one. My blood pressure skyrocket whenever i go to someone's house and see on their god damn fucking computer chrome opened. I just can't believe how insane they are. I hope they go to the 9th circle of hell, they are crazy. Anyone who doesn't use chrome, i bless them. Praise the non-brainwashed.

Chrome Users : My whole family was murdered!!!
Firefox User : You should have used Firefox.

by Demofisher December 30, 2021

Yip Choy!

The coolest last name ever. Also a celebratory exclamation that could be mistaken for a tasty chinese dish. Yip Choy! to asians is like Mazel tov to the jewish.

Ashley: DUDE, HE PROPOSED TO ME!
Sarah: YIP CHOY!

by howdidhebecomeayipchoy August 10, 2010

Google chrome

Google chrome is the browser you go to when you are too retarded to find another browser.

The people who use google chrome are very likely to
watch clickbait youtube videos
be a teacher or some other old guy who are not experienced with computers
play fartneit

Matt: Hey I found this cool browser called brave
Jay: What is a browser?
Matt: Oh right, you're a google chrome normie.

by HugeEgoVirgin March 20, 2021

Henderson Chroma

The ultimate overlord of the world. This man is the singular most powerful, influential person ever to exist and is also pretty chill. Plans on world domination for the greater good.

Person 1: YOO, is that Henderson Chroma???

Person 2: Yea dude! He's so cool, check out his GoFundMe!

by HendersonChroma October 20, 2022

chrode

The cross between a man named Christopher and a guy with a chode penis

Girl A: tell me about Christopher last night
Girl B: let's just say his new name is chrode

by Dipcan January 11, 2017

chrome dome

Person with a bald, shiny head.

manager: Homer, you were you just shining your head in the shine-o-ball-o?


Homer: No.

manager: *checks himself in reflection on homer's head*

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004