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straight as a circle

A phrase that basically means gay. Or, if your definiton of gay means geeky or stupid- well then, there you go.
Chick 1: Eh-ma-gawd! Did you just see that fiine thang walk by just now?
Chick 2: Guuurl, I heard he was as straight as a circle.

Dude: Did you catch Pokemon last night?
Guy: Dude, that show is, like, as straight as a circle...
Dude: *gasp* Guy! How could you?!
by .:toXxisunshine:. March 5, 2008
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Circlestrafe Stab

Type of trickstab designed to counter strafing enemies or those that don't turn enough to fall for a matador or backpedal. And works only on people that strafe - CulRulDud, spy Circlestrafe stab Tutorial.
I just circlestrafe Stabbed this level 1 pyro!
by AlohaIsnotCrd August 7, 2020
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Survivor Circle

A game where a group of three or more males stand in a circle formation, facing outward. The players then grab the penis of the player to the right of them with one hand. All players then start moving their hand in a front-to-back motion. The players who ejaculate are disqualified from the game and must leave the circle formation. Once only two players are left in the circle, the formation changes so that the two finalists are face to face. The last man to ejaculate wins!
Dude, that was a crazy game of survivor circle. My hand is so sore!

I know how to settle this bet. SURVIVOR CIRCLE NOW!

America is totally gunna win survivor circle this year in the Olympics.
by IthinkShakIsHawt September 11, 2009
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Jamaican Circle Jerk

A highly localised twist on the traditional circle jerk, this variant requires all members of the circle jerk to have full bottles of Red Stripe Beer lodged in their anuses. The idea is to absorb as much Red Stripe through the rectum, as possible before climaxing.
- "Yo, Brent, you coming to the Jamaican Circle Jerk tomorrow?"

-"Yeah, but first I gotta pick up a case of Red Stripe"
by Hildegaard Van Heusen September 18, 2012
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Dark Circle

Stop calling my dark circle small
by Fruit punch samurai November 6, 2020
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Chav Circles

A strange urban mystery, found in many places such as car parks, recreational parks and sometimes outside local parades of shops.
The chav circle is a modern day phenomenon, the city dwellers of the early 21st century first reported the sightings just after the new millenium when the 'Chav' was a fast growing social group gaining popularity.
Some believe that the circles are in fact left by Chavs after a night out, thought to have been made using motorised veichles with two wheels, like a moped, scooter, or as some of the older chavs prefer to use, a motorcycle.
"Aparently that old woman five doors down found a Chav Cicle in her front garden this morning".

"We have drunk all the cider dave lets make some Chav Circles over there".
by Jake and Tom August 10, 2005
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Are you OK circle

An "Are OK circle" constitutes a playground artform practiced on various elementary school campuses across the United States. Generally, whenever an individual sustains injury whilst engaged in sport or simple frivolity, he or she shall fall to the ground and commence spinning in either a clockwise or counterclockwise direction. Once the injured individual has commenced the ritual, various other playground denizens shall congregate in a circular to elliptical shape around said injured person and spin in the opposite direction (e.g. counterclockwise if the injured party chooses to spin in a clockwise fashion), whilst stating vigorously, "Are you OK? Are you OK?".

Perfected at Quail Creek Elementary School in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma in the late 1980s and early 1990s, the Are you OK circle can become intricately complex, featuring various interlocking rings spinning in opposite directions. Considered by some observers as a form of modern art, the Are you OK circle has gradually degenerated over the years, becoming rather disorganized and haphazard.
Ronald James D'elco III wished to achieve a rather laudable record in the standing long jump competition during Physical Education class. Thus, following his landing, he proceeded to collapse to the floor and roll across the ground, seeking to garner sympathy and attain a greater distance. Furthermore, wishing to exploit the theatrics to the fullest, he also began to spin wildly upon completing his rolling, prompting droves of observers to race to his side and state repeatedly, "Are you OK?" whilst forming an Are you OK circle loosely based upon the famed Mandelbrot set in fractal geometry.
by Jimmy Flinders November 9, 2007
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