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Chip Beard

A strip of facial hair made from monterey artichoke cheese dip and the crumbs from the bottom of a bag of Stacy's Pita Chips. Other variations include a sweet surprise of cream cheese and cheerios.
Brad was acting like such a dick today so when he passed out drunk we gave him a chip beard.
by Mediocrity May 27, 2013
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Potato chip

by Gotthis November 27, 2014
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COP CHIP

Fictitious "programming chip" in Ford Police Interceptors.
Believed to add up to 2.21 Gigawatts of power to your Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptor (CVPI).
Dude, did they take out the COP CHIP when you bought your Police Interceptor?
You've got the COP CHIP, I hear that adds an extra 100 RWHP to your car!
I would have smoked your @$$ at the track had I had the COP CHIP in it!
With the COP CHIP and some GOOD Goodyear Eagle RS-A Plus tires, I could have enough power and torque to reverse the rotation of the EARTH!!!
by WSTRLNG August 10, 2010
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Shovel chip

A hot chip that is crispy enough that you can pierce the surface of another chip, allowing you to eat a chip with another chip
Mat drops his chip into his tomato sauce*

Mat- "oh no I've dropped my chip into my sauce"

Jamie- "that's a conundrum!"

Elijah- "how are you going to get that out without getting sauce on your fingers?"

Pat- "use a shovel chip"

Mat picks up the shovel chip and successfully gets the chip out of the sauce with no mess on his fingers

Mat- "Pat you're a genius, this is the best! SHOVEL CHIPS !!!!!"
by Pat Hoops August 5, 2016
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brotato chip

Another phrase for homie, or friend.
Man, you're my brotato chip.
by Emo Panda-kun May 24, 2009
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Colorado Chip

Tostitos scoops, shredded colby jack cheese, microwave for 30 seconds. Add Montreal steak seasoning to chips, dip in zesty ranch dressing.
Colorado chips are gonna make us sooooo much money!! :)
by Camping Kunte Kinte September 25, 2011
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california potato chip

when you shoot a girl in the back with a load and it dries overnight. in the morning you peel it off and feed it to her for breakfast potato chip style
i fed holly a califrnia potato chip
by spanky May 25, 2003
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