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Chilean landslide 

A sexual position typically only practiced by straight couples although can be altered to cater to homosexual needs. A Chilean landslide refers to the act of a man having his legs and lower body on an elevated surface so that his torso is at a sloping, downward angle (may be achieved using a couch, bed, or similar furniture) . A female then mounts the man reverse-cowgirl style. Sex will usually last close to a minute, at which point the female will release a flush of slow-moving diarrhea that will make its way down the sloping torso of the male who's face will become immersed in the diarrhea, much as what happens when a landslide meets a town.
"Hey Ron! Did you go to the Chilean landslide orgy at Kevin's house? I heard every guy there left with a face full of Chipotle and Taco Bell!"
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Chilean Walrus

Barebacking a girl while biting her and repeatedly thunderclapping her ears. Bonus points awarded for a Wilfred Brimley mustache.
Dolores is so freaky she let me give her a Chilean Walrus right before dinner.

Anal Bareback Chilean culture diabeetus
A country were politicians sold EVERYTHING (water, forests, copper, lithum, health, education, justice, pensions, etc.)
1. During the government of Sebastián Piñera, the ocean was sold to the 7 richest families of the country.

2. In Chile, elders have a pension equivalent to $132 dollars.
Chile by Kmila Bndlln November 13, 2019

chilecualombian

Somebody who is part chilean, part ecuadorian and part colombian
Where is that guy from?

Oh, he is a mix of chilean, ecuadorian and colombian. He’s Chilecualombian!!!
chilecualombian by Alejo21DZ March 30, 2020
literally the best country in the world, it's a really long and thin country (skinnniiii), it has the best landscapes ever (dessert, beach, montains; search for "desierto de atacama", "catedrales de marmol" and "torres del paine" in google, thank me later), the people its literally so nice to people from other countrys (they are not so good to each others some times tehee) and they speak a funny spanish, they have a lot of cool words that literally only chilean people know the meaning lol.
It has like 3 different climates, the north is hot bc is dessert, the centre is like tropical(?, and the south is cold af. but in the south you can find the prettiest places ever so its worht it, and the people are so cute.
Chile has suffer a lot in the past bc of a dumb boy named Pinochet who literally though that by killing, torturing, and disappearing people Chile was going to be better (? yeah he was stupid, but anyway Chile is a very good country and if want to see some pretty places and want to travel you should go to Chile.
I'm sorry if my english was not that good but im Chilean and i speak spanish tehee, hope you come visit us in CHILE
random guy: let's travel somewhere where we can see landscapes and pretty stuffff
random guy 2: LET'S GO TO CHILE
xd
Chile by una chilena po xd September 29, 2020
A pretty girl that God looks after". Born to win, guilded by the spirit. Loves wholeheartedly and never waits for a heartbreak.A girl that hates anything that stresses her, scared of her own anger that's why she smiles always.
A name for a decent charming igbo girl.
*CHILETA
chileta by Bexychety November 12, 2020

Chilean circumcision

When you pay a transvestite hooker to bite a quarter inch of your penis off.
Nicky got a Chilean Circumcision at the mall last weekend. Now he can’t fuck his dog.
Chilean circumcision by Dr.Mr.Dr November 30, 2020