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casserole mom

The type of mom who is preferably single, and loves to proclaim that she makes a mean casserole
Have you seen her mom? She's such a casserole mom.
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Covid Casserole

A Covid Casserole is the vile and strategically neglected casserole at any potluck. Usually this noteworthy casserole looks worse than it tastes and is a gentle reminder no one is immune from the random processed “family recipe“ concoction of the 1960s market cookbooks. Normal people simply pass over and reject this Pooh-Pooh wrinkle with a synthetic smile. Still, heathens are brave enough and wolfish enough to take a deep breath, brace their stomach for full impact and prepare for a journey back in time! These semifinalist savages who risk scurvy are rest assured the porcelain god will stand tall and flush repulsive excrements as often as necessary to wash away such loathsome excrement.
“Is anyone trying Aunt Edna’s tuna filled jellied bouillon with frankfurter casserole from her secret cookbook”?

Uncle Charlie: “Hell nah! That Covid casserole isn’t fit for hobos”!
by Torsiondrummer December 10, 2023
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Strawberry Cream Cheese Casserole

When you cum inside of her and she creampies but instead of cum it’s blood.
Amanda: Me and Ethan has sex last night, but he pulled a Strawberry Cream Cheese Casserole on me.
Suzie: Yucky!
by Graybin Mooch February 28, 2019
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casserole

The only substance Streamer NeoHere consumes and knows how to prepare. Any other dish prepared by Mr.Here would turn to mush and slop.
The streamer NeoHere only eats casseroles, it's very unhealthy and he should really try some other foods.
by NeoWho March 12, 2022
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Texas Cum Casserole

This special occasion occurs when a person vomits a mix of steak, rolls, potatoes, greens, and cum on their partner’s groin after oral sex (Specifically after a steakhouse date).
After our first date, she gave me the ole’ Texas Cum Casserole in the bed of my truck.
by Somptin March 30, 2025
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Texas Roadhouse Cum Casserole

The act of face fucking your partner after a large dinner at Texas Roadhouse, after finishing in your partners throat, they throw up the remnants of the dinner and your cum onto your stomach.
“Hey did you get anywhere with Jessica last night? Yeah! She gave me the ol’ Texas Roadhouse Cum Casserole!”
by WalkerIllinois March 28, 2025
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Mississippi Casserole

After a girl gets double penetrated, both guys ejaculate, one into her anus, the other into her vagina. Afterwards, she oozes the semen out into a ramekin. Top with French's Original Crispy Fried Onions and bake at 350 degrees for 10-15 minutes. Serve hot.
Does anyone know why Amy is getting so fat? I think it's because she eats too many Mississippi Casseroles.
by Ultio March 8, 2023
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