Cafone

there is no primary definition for the italian word "cafone". it is spelt G-A-V-O-N-E. it only sometimes sounds like "cafone" due to different dialects. However, the word "gavone" by definition is an embarassment to themselves

Stop acting like a gavone, you're going to make a bad name for yourself. (spelt and pronounced gavone, not cafone)

by jc522 March 2, 2008

calone

A non-German perfume that smells so intensely yucky or cloying that other folks typically clear out whenever someone wearing said crap-lotion comes anywhere near, leaving said scent-steeped person "all by his lonesome".

Slathering on copious quantities of calone can often be highly effective if you're not in the mood to be intimate with someone, but occasionally said ass-craving person will either not have a good sense of smell, can hold his breath for extended periods, have thought to bring along a damp rag to tie over his nose, or be so lust-crazed that he will feel that his getting laid is worth enduring the horrible stench.

by QuacksO December 29, 2018

caponed

To get kicked out of a group on social media, usually a chat room or discord channel. Usually done when a social media public figure is trying to gatekeep their viewers.

Social Media User: Hey, I haven't seen Mary in Sam's chat for a while now. What happened?
Friend: Oh, yeah, she got caponed and totally blocked from the chat because she thought Anna Nikol was cool.

by Foodie Tuti August 18, 2023

Ms. Caponetti

She died for our sins. She is the mother ship of English teachers. She laces her cookies with steroids to help her students pass her tests, because even she knows that they are impossible. Best teacher to ever be conceived but she will SQUASH your gpa. Everytime you think you are safe you are wrong, Ms. Cap is there. But have no fear, the writing engraved on your tombstone will be properly indented, double spaced, 12-point Times new Roman, and cited in MLA format.

MHS 2023-2024 Cap classes are goated forever and always 🔥

God Speed Ms. Caponetti, and RIP her students

“Hey who is your English teacher?” “Ms. Caponetti.” “Oh brother you are cooked as freak”

“What did you get on Ms. Caponettis test?” “7%!!!” “OH MY GOD YOURE SO LUCKY!!!”

by jester_ June 13, 2024

caposection

when celebs like nicole richie for example need to have fat injected into their frail and skeletal bodies so that they dont look so terrifyingly scary

nicole richie needs a serious caposection; she's wasting away!

lindsey lohan became so skinny that she needed a caposection.

by Johannah January 6, 2006

calpone

Calpone is like another way of saying "word", "cool" or "thats whats up". It is usually used after saying you like someone but also can be used to agree or approve to something.

"I think I like that boy who is sitting in the corner." You say "Ohh Calpone!" or
"I got a new phone." "Oh Calpone"

by Hollz December 28, 2007

Capovers

when you previously typed something extremely dramatic using caps lock, then returning to normal conversation, or another friend entirely, you accidentally sent a message in all caps. possibly resulting in people thinking your a drama queen.

person A to person B
"HEY MAN!, IM TIRED OF YOUR F***ING S***, LEAVE ME THE F*** ALONE"

person C to person A
"hey dude, do you wanna go to the movies tonight?"

Person A
"YEA SURE, I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO"
person C
"dude, chill out"
person A
"sorry dude, capovers"

by s0adave March 14, 2010