canoe print

when a girl has gone for a long bike ride on a lovely hot summers day and left a little sweat mark on the saddle to show just how hard she has worked.

damn, look at that canoe print, i bet you could fit two in her canoe.

by darryl e January 28, 2004

Blue Canoe

The lesbian equivalent of bluewalls/blueballs.

After making out with Sue all night I was left with a major blue canoe.

by Law,L May 18, 2008

paddling the canoe

The act of female masturbating herself.

I walked into the office bathroom at lunch and caught maryann paddling the canoe.

by Randy Smith June 11, 2006

Dude in the canoe

Slang for clitoris. It looks like a dude sitting in the end of a canoe.

When pleasing your girl orally, don't forget to say "hi" to the dude in the canoe.

by ToddEH October 20, 2008

douche canoe

More than a douche. A douche times 2.

Steven wouldn't be the designated driver and made me buy him lunch again. He was being a USDA Prime, Grade A douche canoe.

by Shi-nay-nay February 19, 2011

concrete canoe

When you shit in a pool and it sinks to the bottom.

Lifeguard: Jimmy dropped a concrete canoe in the pool and I had to swim down and grab it.

by 222100965 June 19, 2016

anal canoe

When 3 men give anal to a women at the same time.

Oh my god , last night was amazing. I tried an anal canoe and it was mind blowing.

by AbellaAnderson April 25, 2017