mohogany canoe

when one partner proceeds to freeze fecal mater, then thrusting it inside of the other partner violently, until a melting fixation.

mabel rode the mohogany canoe until she was up shit creek.

by zach cristler August 19, 2007

Blue Canoe

The lesbian equivalent of bluewalls/blueballs.

After making out with Sue all night I was left with a major blue canoe.

by Law,L May 19, 2008

paddling the canoe

The act of female masturbating herself.

I walked into the office bathroom at lunch and caught maryann paddling the canoe.

by Randy Smith June 07, 2006

Dude in the canoe

Slang for clitoris. It looks like a dude sitting in the end of a canoe.

When pleasing your girl orally, don't forget to say "hi" to the dude in the canoe.

by ToddEH September 03, 2008

douche canoe

More than a douche. A douche times 2.

Steven wouldn't be the designated driver and made me buy him lunch again. He was being a USDA Prime, Grade A douche canoe.

by Shi-nay-nay January 27, 2011

The Oklahoma Canoe

Where a man/woman sits on the lap of his/her partner and spreads his/her butt cheeks and squeezes out a waxy bowel movement onto the lap of his/her partner. The way to get ready for this sexual move is to eat foods high in fats for several days before hand.

This girl from college did this new thing to me called “The Oklahoma Canoe” where she squeezed a shit on my leg.

by Mr.JM March 07, 2022

concrete canoe

When you shit in a pool and it sinks to the bottom.

Lifeguard: Jimmy dropped a concrete canoe in the pool and I had to swim down and grab it.

by 222100965 April 08, 2016