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calculator

A useful object for those who are shit at maths. However, usually it is completely useless and is the perfect tool for getting someone's attention. All in all, it can be a weapon of maths (GET ITTTT? UB) destruction.
Person #1: OI

Person #2; -no response-
Person #1; -starts tapping person #2 with calculator with a cheesy grin-
Person #2; gtfo
by Lazzah October 2, 2009
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Ten pound calculator

A laptop computer that has no general use, due to a broken wireless card, gaming card, etc..., and the only feature still in use...is the calculator.
Mike: Hey let me check my vitals on your laptop.
Me: Nah man its just a ten pound calculator
by Mto93 November 21, 2007
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calculus

a chronic illness, usually fatal, caused by extreme stress continuous confusion; symptoms include palpitations of the heart and endless depression (dysthymia).
I feel like my head is gonna explode, this calculus is killing me.
by -C&C March 11, 2011
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Calculator Watch's

A group of nerdy, annoying, gay kids who are obsessed with grades and there little inside jokes. They are reserved to there little group and do not associate with any other people because they can see them as bullies or eshay's but in reality they're mad cunts. Pretty much it means a nerd/dork.
"Over there are the calculator watch's absolute gay cunts," said brayshaw "I know right especially chris and oscar they're the biggest calculator watch's," said Wheater.
by Hardcuntsofyr8 April 18, 2019
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ap calculus

"That test was AP Calculus"
by Captain Darko June 21, 2004
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calculator

- any word that you can read differently upside down. (usually with numbers)

- to calculator a word/the calculator version of
classic example: 58008

d00d is calculator for p00p or vice versa.
by s4b1337 August 17, 2009
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Calallen

A bunch of rich white kids who think there all that, and bunch of HOOEESSS.
OMG CONNER YOU WANNA GET CHICK-FIL-A LATER- Calallen white bitches
by TulosoBoyo July 18, 2019
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