Cris

Hot as is good at all sports and joyful

Man cris your looking fire today

by Cris moetu November 22, 2021

Cris

A sarcastic piece of shit yet a cool and chill guy. They can be derpy and memey, but you will still love them as a friend. They also have a frog face and kin mineta from bnha

Girl : did you hear what cris was up too?

Person : being himself again?

Girl : no, he made me laugh!

by Ahhhhhhhhhhhay December 7, 2019

Cris

- Huge cock…a weapon like you’ve never seen before.

-Gorgeous eyes that can melt even the coldest of hearts

-Strong desire to please a woman. He won’t stop till his lady is satisfied.

-Appreciates short women with curves to hold on to
-A great friend and will always be available for his friends
-Sexy as fuck
-Usually a Virgo

Every woman should have a Cris is their life

by Cris_fanclub February 19, 2024

Cris

Cris is a loving caring person but...he is known to be far too horny and does some weird things. Cris is known for bestiality on multiple occasions. Another thing about Cris is that he is a raging alcoholic , but he does love his weed. Cris may be decent in school but this man cannot play a video game for his life, maybe thats where the alcohol originated.

Cris "Want to have sex?"
dog"woof(no)"
cris"Okay take your collar off, Now"
dog"woof(stop) woof(stop)"
cris"No"

by DinoNuggets13 March 22, 2022