creamy hammer

Creamy hammer. The act of dipping your slong in a vat of cake icing and using it to hammer your significant other

My girl wanted a creamy hammer

by nibba boy November 17, 2017

Creamy Tromsy

A haircut is a trim. A trim is a trom. A trom is a tromsy. Nice equals creamy. Originates from Thurles, Tipperary.

Person 1: "Just out of the barber lad"
Person 2: "That's a creamy tromsy kid"

by thegowl March 10, 2018

Creamy lump

An insult commonly used in Diss, England, mostly by 25 year old males; a gungey lump of googe. After the insult is said it is common for them to run wildly and hide in the nearest shop.

A man walks up to a person named Morgan. he puts his hand on his shoulder, leans in close to Morgan's face and says blatantly: "You're a creamy lump, mate."

by IIPhasmaII May 23, 2016

Steamy Creamy

Farting on fresh ejaculate, in which the heat from the fart causes the ejaculate to steam

Man, that steamy creamy really stinks!

May I please have a steamy creamy?

by timmytenenbaum November 30, 2020

Creamy Navel

Pull-out and bust on your belly button, have the girl do a body shot of you.

She wanted to drink more so I give her a creamy navel!

by KnighTrain December 31, 2011

Creamy Whole

As in a creamy White Hot Oral Liquid Explosion. A shot of whipped cream flavored smirnoff dunked in cream soda root beer.

I'm really hung over this morning, we slopped down way too many creamy wholes last night.

by EnragedChipmunk January 10, 2012

Creamy Steve

The greatest tradesman of all time.

An absolute in the building trade.

Yes you are a good worker but youre not as good as Creamy Steve.

Cal and Jay think they are good joiners but no match, not even close, to Creamy Steve.

by Crumplesnatch March 24, 2023