by rizzo111 September 7, 2017
Get the crank a hoonmug. by Pimpdaddy52 February 8, 2018
Get the cranking hoonsmug. See coffee. The only strong, addictive, mind altering substance that law abiding, anti-drug religious types will gleefully imbibe with reckless abandon. Supposedly this is due to it's legal status, it's accessible nature, and the fact that modern society has not labeled it as a drug. See also hypocrisy.
"I sure am feeling tired as fuck tonight, but this project has got to be ready tomorrow".
"Time to brew up good ol' pot of christian crank and knock this one out for good".
"Time to brew up good ol' pot of christian crank and knock this one out for good".
by dismalvoyage October 29, 2008
Get the Christian Crankmug. Bobby's too chickenshit to play against anyone in Street Fighter II. He only plays against the crank.
by james bow June 11, 2006
Get the Crankmug. by metal forever June 11, 2018
Get the dumpster crankingmug. by White_Mamba January 7, 2012
Get the Crank downmug. Verb. A traditional form of masturbation, dating back to ancient times, where one channels his or her memory of a previously successful and pleasurable sexual encounter. Due to the rampant increase in availability of pornography via magazines, movies and the worldwide web, the number of recorded memory cranks per year has dropped by over 86%, although it still flourishes in many third-world countries and the southern United States where access to said improvements in pornographic materials currently remains limited.
"I was in the shower the other day and for whatever reason, I started thinking about that girl Sally I boinked in the shower back in college. Next thing I know, I'm sportin' a chubby and decide to give myself a good, old-fashioned memory crank."
by Kristopher Miller January 25, 2006
Get the memory crankmug.