Cootie may

A woman who has an excessive amount of fake hair, eyelashes, and extremely long nails. She is not married and chases after married men. She has spent an excessive amount of time in or around jail.
If my wife keeping acting crazy she is going to make me go get a cootie may to replace her.
by Lopi October 05, 2020
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Cootie Points

the point system of lies, sweetened sarcasm, exaggeration, and "kiss-assing" used by males to better assure their chances of gaining the attention of a desired female, in the hopes of "getting some booty" (SEX).
Ex:

"Oh babe, you have the sexiest sneeze."
"Of course your little brother can come with us to the movies"
"Damn baby, I love your new haircut, I really liked you with hair, but I LOOOOVE you without any."
Examples of Use:

"I hate how every time I make fun of sarah, john comes to her rescue, trying to earn him some Cootie Points."
"I know I lied when I called her sexy, I was just trying get me some Cootie Points."
by Zack, The Pisces January 07, 2013
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Hootie-Cootie

Her hootie-cootie smelled bad.
by dewbmeister April 13, 2024
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Patootie cooties

A female with cooties in her vagina
Did u know that chick has a severe case of patootie cooties? I wonder if her patootie cooties are contagious?
by Bukdow December 30, 2023
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cooties-esque

of or pertaining to the degradation of women.
Josh: Dude, then you would have wasted your whole night hanging out with a girl!
Tom: That's so cooties-esque.
by letom December 15, 2007
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extreme cooties

This isn’t like any ordinary cootie this is the highest level of cootie, know become infected when sleeping around
“I heard from 10 other girls that he has extreme cooties from sleeping with all of them...”
by Ko.jazz June 21, 2018
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Cootie twat

A misogynistic style government takeover by a militia or group of woman haters.
Most terrorist groups that are known by the public, these days, are known for their "cootie twat" temper tantrum attempts at world domination and want all women everywhere to be told what they have to do.
by Maniconwords June 11, 2024
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