Coma toes

When your feet go to sleep

"Hey, can you get a beer for me?"
"I can't. I'm coma toes."

by La May Lama June 27, 2018

lung coma

The condition when waking up after a long (usually drunken) night of smoking many harsh cigarettes that you aren't used to smoking. It is similar to having a lung over, but much worse. A victim of lung coma will find it hard to have their first cigarette of the day, sustain any physical movement, and in some cases, they find themselves without enough wind to complete sentences without taking a breath mid-sentence.

Phillippides: Hey Dad - we should hit up the Around the World mini-golf course a few blocks away. I'll race you there!

Philomelos: Sorry kiddo-beano, I've (gasp) got a nasty lung coma. Not sure if I could (gasp) even hit the ball up the Rickshaw Hill.

Phillippides: You should switch to American Spirits, Dad.

by brettuthius August 07, 2007

drunk coma

when someone is so drunk that they pass out and cannot be woken, even by the loudest drunk person they know

omg Chelsea! I was trying to talk last night but you were in a drunk coma on the couch

by whitegirlwasted69 March 22, 2013

coma dick

When your dick game so strong, you put bitches to sleep.

Brian : "Yo, why was Rebecca asleep for three days?"

Adam: "Cause I gave her that coma dick, fuck you mean?!"

by The crocodile hunter August 12, 2015

Bear-Coma

\ˈber\ \ˈkō-mə\

(n): Similar to a cat-nap, but rather than a short, light sleep, the sleeper spends approximately two to three hours in a state that at first glace could be mistaken for death.

He was able to stay up well past three A.M. because he took a bear-coma in the afternoon.

by Laertes Ursus June 25, 2011

Coma Head

When a trick gets down and uses both hands, lots of spit and slob, has perfect rotation of her head and neck, looks you in both eyes, tells you some shit like "You gonna cum when I say so Muthafucka!" and you bust a nut SO fucking hard dat you feel dizzy and yo asshole hurt and you take yo ass right to sleep and you sleep so hard that you don't hear A GOD DAMN MUTHAFUCKIN' THANG!!

This bitch got down on her knees and gave me not just regular head. Dis bitch gave me coma head!

by 294 July 11, 2009

chili coma

A chili coma is induced when you realize that mommas chili is so good that you keep going after bowl after bowl.

Mommas chili is so good that I forgot that we were playing monoply and just kept going back after more bowls...and it put me into a chili coma...I lost monopoly.

by thebumpasspodcast February 15, 2016