Confused cockroach

A funny phrase to call your friend when they act confused or silly.

Brian: " Sally, isn't the assignment due tomorrow?"
Sally: "Oh, Brian! It's due on Friday, you confused cockroach!"

by ver.xital July 23, 2022

Cockroach

A bug that has no purpose but to barge into your room like a SWAT team

Hey do you see that huge cockroach over there?

Yeah i see it, let me grab my gun.

by bigboichris February 5, 2018

Gym Cockroach

A Fitness Trainee, who worships the Gym as the Holy Temple of Growth, who Voluntarily Reracks all the weights & plates left over by someone else. The Holy Temple of Growth gives us Mortal Trainees Strength, Toughness, Health, and Muscles. It doesn't deserve to be Profaned with Messy Gear.

They couldn't help but do something about all those weights left around untidy, so they decided to take the role of Gym Cockroaches and voluntarily rerack them.

by Nightmare Nemesis August 7, 2024

German Cockroach

German cockroaches are a species of cockroach that like to live in warm, humid places close to food and moisture sources. They are frequently found in residential and commercial kitchen environments, and bathrooms, so these are the two most likely places for an infestation to occur. It is found worldwide. It is a common pest of households and storage facilities in much of the world.

There’s a German cockroach in my pantry.

by Brendan Schroeder April 29, 2023

Cockroach

When you’re passing around the j and that one slippy mf drops the roach into his lap

“Here you go Fredward”
“Thank you” *drops j into his lap*
“Damn we smokin the cockroach now”

by Rbrowne August 2, 2022

Cockroaching

To hide your presence, especially signing off from social media and then signing back in later, whenever you see someone you're trying to avoid.

"You should've just told me outright rather than cockroaching."

by Jedi Jason September 23, 2022

Cockroach Bukkake

A name for a group of three or more freshwater cockroaches.

There goes a cockroach bukkake down the Missouri River beach by Omaha.

by TheMaciac February 15, 2025