closet whore

a seemingly innocent female by appearance, but secretly she leads a very permiscous lifestyle.

I would have never guessed that church girl back home to be a "closet whore."

by Ryan Harris March 6, 2005

closet junky

one who use drugs on a regular basis (recreationaly), but will not admit to friends or family that he/she is addicted... one who does drugs in private, not with friends.

stop being a closet junky, everyone knows what you do in your spare time.

by bogart March 7, 2005

closet sucker

A male who enjoys sucking a cock but does it without openly expressing this joy to his peers or social surroundings.

I never knew Peter liked to suck cock, he was a real closet sucker.

by Ryan Big D September 16, 2007

Closet Sex

when you live with roommates but can't wait for an empty house to get it on, so you have sex in your walk-in-closet to keep the noise down

Babe, I really want you right now! Ahh, I wish we were alone. Can you be quiet? Not really...it's not that fun that way. Okay, let's go for some closet sex.

by DestinyHope March 1, 2011

Closet Freak

a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets

Freddie fucked Jenny, the closet freak.

by kEez August 23, 2005

closet friend

a nerdy or embarassing friend that you hide from your other "cooler" friends.

I asked my closet friend Sue to help me with my report but didn't invite her to my party.

by A Closet Friend October 20, 2008

Closet HeteroSexual

A person who refuses to recoginize their heterosexuality

That man is a closet heterosexual

by emax72085 February 2, 2007