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Clog

The misspelled version of vlog, clog is a superior spelling of the word to show one’s literary knowledge yet is commonly mocked as being a misspelling.
“Welcome to my tasting clog, today we’ll be tasting and grading Walmart popsicles

Person A- “Clog isn’t a word you can’t use it in scrabble”
Person B- “You have just revealed you’re own literary incompetence Person A”
by DrunkSnail September 30, 2022
mugGet the Clogmug.

clinky clogs

by higstudios January 20, 2025
mugGet the clinky clogsmug.

Yodel my oxen clogs!

Guy: Yodel my oxen clogs!
Girl: Ewww!! OMG!!
by hackhackjoe March 18, 2012
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Clogging

The act of force exiting an online PVP session the moment you are about to lose, displaying a high level of cowardice and lack of integrity.
"Moist Ciabatta was caught clogging and lying about accidentally turning his router off."
by Door Knob Cleptomaniac July 25, 2022
mugGet the Cloggingmug.

Clogging

The act of being a complete coward and force exiting a gaming session to avoid having your ass handed to you.
"It's funny that Moost Ciabatta got caught clogging again, you can't even keep track these days."
by Door Knob Cleptomaniac July 25, 2022
mugGet the Cloggingmug.

CLOG

"The office doesn't usually put up our Christmas tree until the CLOGs get to it...."
by Merry Present March 5, 2020
mugGet the CLOGmug.

clog

to clog, or clogged: an adjective

the instrumentation of holland's traditional footwear for (but not limited to) devious purposes.
"did i clog the toilet? sir, if you're asking if i intentionally flushed a dutchmen's wooden shoe down your toilet, then you are sadly mistaken."

"...and that's when i took of my shoe made of carved poplar wood, and chucked it right at o'malley's head. you're damn right, i clogged that irish son of a bitch!"
by bfitz October 19, 2008
mugGet the clogmug.

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