cammy

Being able to "cammy", is a skill often mistaken for extreme clumsiness. It is the art of tripping over a football onto concrete, during a display of physical prowess and/or skill with a football. This usually results in a dislocated shoulder, or at least a few minutes of writhing in supposed agony.

"Watch out, the ground is wet. Don't cammy yourself!"

by Richard Mowat July 23, 2006

clamly

To act clamly is to act with cold blood, a hard shell, and inner softness.

If you can act clamly while pouring expensive beer over someone's head, you have my undying admiration. Especially when rat urine is involved.

by BillyPilgrim555 May 24, 2006

clamming

-verb- The art of anal sex after-play, where the pitcher, after ejaculating in his partner's anus, uses a straw to suck and blow the jizm in and out of the catcher's anus.

Bill and Ted had an excellent adventure yesterday, they bought a box of straws, then they spent the afternoon fucking each other up the ass and clamming. Unfortunately Bill swallowed the clam which left Ted unfulfilled.

by Nelson Birdwell December 4, 2010

Clammed

To be unceremoniously stood up by a slore (half slut, half whore) with very little forewarning or notice. Usually in reference to downtown playdates or outings at local sushi restaurants. Not to be confined, however, "clamming" can also refer to any number of shunnings or snubbings. These may include lost invitations to lasagna dinners, trips to SxSw without you, or playing hard to get for one lousy date for over 10 years when you've known a breezy since they've barely had a shoulder length "bob" cut!

In conclusion, "clammed" "clamming" or being "clammed up" is any time some beezy tries to play you out like Snooki's Jersey Shore re-run... NAWWW!!!!

Guy 1: How'd the date go?
Guy 2: Not so good... I got clammed.
Guy 1: Damn! Really? What happened?
Guy 2: Well after two hours of waiting the waitress told me they needed my table for paying customers. She complimented my flowers though.

Guy 1: Heard you're taking a RV roadtrip to the wedding!? That's dope!
Guy 2: Yeah, but I'm getting clammed up..
Guy 1: What do you mean? I thought you were rolling with three hot girls??
Guy 2: Yeah, but they're all bringing dates and using me for their DD.
Guy 1: Damn bro.. this just ain't your year.

by Head Gooey Duck In Charge February 4, 2010

clammin

have sexual intercourse with any thing that has a hard outer shell. ie lobster, car, clam...

fred went clammin at the beach.

by killerlavaman June 28, 2011

Clammerhead

someone you could consider a goofball or knucklehead.

clammerheads like to smoke pot and giggle, often.

Mike: Pray tell.
Mike: I don't know why i said that; I just wanted to use that phrase - that's what you should've replied with when I said there were jokes to be made.
Trisa: You're such a clammerhead.

by coned_miro May 8, 2011

Clamming

The act of putting a bent beer bottle cap (resembles the clam) or pop tab in someone's beverage. It's great fun at a get together, seeing who can clam the most people or just one person in particular many times.

Bob: You should go clamming. Clam Suzy, bro, she got me earlier
Bryan: Alright!
*Bryan walks past Suzy's drink sitting on the table and drops a "clam" in while she isn't paying attention*
*Suzy takes a sip of her beer*
Suzy: WTF, who clammed me?!

by Hahaharry balls October 22, 2013